I wonder, does hair grow for a reason?
So I can see you every season
To judge an pressing matter for me?
What guise is the most flattering
Defer to your opinion for best results
Now then, breath out
And catch up on the news
(Am I the talker or the muse?)
Then the conditioner... conversation pauses
The lights aren't too bright but my eyes close
I measure the guilt with the pleasure
Because your back is sore and fingers are tired
You'd rather be home than doing this chore
Listening to music with wine at your side
Not entertaining this self-conscious bore