Me: turns volume up all the way in my speaker
Me: hey (classified friends name,) shut up
Friend: looks at me offended
Me: smirks
My speaker at full volume: SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS EVERYONE CAN GO DIE, IT'S WONDERFUL
Friend: what how
Me: it's called Zedge ringtones
My friend: ...why?
Me: I'm setting this as an alarm
Later:
Speaker: starts blasting song
Friend: why is it going that?!
Me: it means a bitch has entered the chat and is reading my book
Friend: really?
Me: nah it's my new ringtone but imma check my notifications
Me: has a hateful rude mean thing someone said because of something I wrote
Friend: holy shit
Friend: it fucking knew
Me: reads content and starts crying
Friend: oh shit here
Friend: wrap me in blanket, gives me a coke and hands me my phone + headphones
Friend: call your bf then listen to depressing music
Me: sips coke
Me: thanks
Friend: np now call him so I can say hi to (she knows him)
Me: calls
Him: picks up on first ring
Him: hey babe what's up
Me: soft chuckle
Me: I'm crying
Me: also (her name) is here
Him: am i on speaker
ME: yeah
Him: ok
Him: (her name) what happened, and who's ass do I need to beat
Her: names person and what happened cause she read it
Him: oh HELL NAH IMMA FUCK ME UP A BITCH TODAY YOU DO NOT TALK THAT KIND OF SHIT ABOUT MY GIRL NUH UH
Me: babe calm down, we can do it later
Him: ok, sorry baby is there anything I can do to make you feel better
Me: can we just talk
Him: talk about us
Me: talk about love
Us: laughs
Me: finally a song you knew on point
Him: chuckles
The call continued with this kind of sh it between us three and I loved it
But I still hate myself and want to disappear forever
Ha, cause I'm just a 'God damn clown'
If you are still reading this and you are a bitch and post hate towards me please leave or i will report your ass.
K, I'm going now sorry I wasted your time
YOU ARE READING
Vent🌌
RandomThis is just a vent book. All stuff and songs are original and copyrighted. I thanks prepare for edginess. Yeah, the cover has nothing to do with this book.
