Dear Percy,
Do you mind fighting my friend Enderlox?
-Missanimalover
Percy: Sure.
Me: Percy do you want to hear something so unbelievable I still don't believe it?
Percy: Sure. Hit me. OW! Not litteraly!
Me: I know.
Percy: Hmp. Just say it already!
Me: She said that Enderlox didn't want to fight you because he can't go near water!
Percy: I. Don't. Need. Water. TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!
Me: I know right!
Missanimalover: Well how awsome is Percy? I mean Enderlox is awsome but Percy...
Percy: I...
Me: I got this... And when was the last time Enderlox got asked to be a god?
Leo: OH!!!!
Miss: Well uh....I....um...just fight already!
Percy: Oh sorry it won't be a fair fight....AHHHHHHHHH!
Enderlox: *tackles Percy* This is what you get for doing that to my girlfriend!
Me: She has a boyfriend!
Ender: Yeah. Me.
Me: Sure...
Ender: What?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Percy: *Uses Riptide to beat Ender up* Ha! Fighting you is easier than fighting a Titan, the Minotaur, Medusa, giants, and every other monster I've ever fought combined!
Ender: uh...
Miss: Come on! Get up!
Me: Dude it's over.
Miss: No it's not! *tackles me*
Me: Honestly. Well I'm in a totally different situation so.... Drown foul beast drown!!!!!
Miss: I'm your bestie!
Me: I know but you thought your minecraft stuff is better than my brother, the Percy Jackson.
Miss: Yeah...
Me: So...yeah. Sorry. *covers her in gallons of water*
Percy: *dusts his hands of* well that was eays.
Ender: Everything hurts.
Percy: Why not. *splashes him with water.*
Ender: NOOOOoooooooooo...
Miss: No! It'll take forever for him to regenet=rate now!
Me: This is our problem how?
Miss: This isn't over!
Me: Actually it pretty much is....
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