Dam Snack Bar (Inside Joke)

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Percy: I'm bored. And scared. Some one ask a dam question! (LOL-ing)

Piper: Why are you laughing?

Thalia:Inside joke...

Annabeth: What?

Grover: You'd say something mean so forget it.

Skylar: People People! Ask a dam question or make them do a dam challenge!

Random messenger dude: Telegram.

Skylar:*takes telegram* oh my gods!

Percy: What!?

Skylar: They still send telegrams?

Leo: Just read it!

Skylar: Yeah yeah... Okay it says, Tight rope across the Hoover dam. -A dam person....

Percy: Okay....

Leo: Road Trip!

Annabeth: To The Hoover Dam! None of us have gone there!

Percy: Well....

Annabeth: Percy...

Time Warp...

Leo: I'm squished!

Piper: Whose hand is that?! It' slight on my face!

Frank:Sorry...

Hazel: I don't understand why every single demigod nymph satyr...

Jason: Don't give her more ideas just get to the point!

Hazel: Right sorry. How all of us were suppose to fit in to this Porch! It's only for two people!

Annabeth: Hey were are Percy and Skylar?

Skylar: Whoo! This is so fun!

Percy: I know right? Wave riding is so fun!

Annabeth: Frank move your foot out of my face I can' see them!

Frank: Sorry!

Hazel: Why didn't you just turn into an cricket or something?

Frank: and have Leo eat me? No thank you!

Leo: *spits out cricket leg* What?

Reyna: Eww...

Another magical Time warp.

Skylar: We're here! Man I feel great!

Everyone: *falls out of the car* Ughhh....

Percy: Sky, I think the Hoover dam is being flooded....by demigods.

Skylar: Well they still have to tight rope walk across the Hoover dam!

Annabeth: Would you look at that dam!?

Skylar: Your first! *pushes her on to thin rope*

Annabeth: Skylar! Whoa! Wait. Is that...mint?

Skylar: So I may have left the rope at Camp Half Blood and replaced it with dental floss...

Annabeth: Ugh. Whatever. Wait is that a bird. Ow it' pecking me! Whoa! Aaaahhhhhh!,!

Percy: Annabeth! *crosses the Hoover dam then jumps in*

Leo: I'll save you! *jumps in* (Lol my friend does that all the time. He jumps on top of my other friend. I have really immature friends)

Jason: Hey that's my line!

Piper: Jason catch me!

Jason: What?

Piper: AAAHHHHH!!! *Splash*

Jason: What are you doing, Pipes?

Piper: Ahhh!! I hate you Grace!

Skylar: *crosses the dam easy* That wasn't as bad as I though it was. I'm going to the dam snack bar! Anyone want anything?

Leo: Dam t-shirt.

Piper: Dam French fries!

Percy: Dam ice cream!

Annabeth: I need to use them dam restroom.

Jason: Dam bobble head. No wait. Dam...something.

Skylar: Okay. One more thing. Why are you all in the Hoover Dam?

Frank: Dam you Skylar.

Hazel: Frank!

Frank: What? I want those little Hoover Dam thingys! I said I want a dam. I didn't know if she was listening so I said "you Skylar!"

Hazel: Oh. Can I get a dam burrito?

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