I need more questions and dares!! Especially dares!!But I think this book is going to turn into a big book of random PJO and HoO stuff. Okay? Yeah? Okay bye...
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Skylar: Finally Christmas morning!!!
Leo: Let's go open our presents!!
Piper: Wait! Don't light the tree on fire...again.
Leo: Well! A boy lights a Christmas tree five times in a day and suddenly he's the bad guy!
Percy: Whatever, let's just open our secret Santa gifts!
Annabeth: Hey Percy, remember that time when you wrestled Santa's evil twin?
Jason: What?
Percy: Long story...
Hazel: Oooohhh what's that?
Frank: That's Skylar's phone.
Hazel: O_o *backs away*
Skylar: Okay first up...Leo!
Leo: Aww yes! Give it here!! *burns paper off* oh my gods!! It's the new tool box I wanted!!! She's to beautiful for words...
Nico: Hey...You two are under the mistletoe.
Leo: But we just met...
Calypso: Excuse you?
Leo: Oh alright...*kisses tool box*
Calypso: -_-
Skylar: Ummm....Okay then! Next up Annabeth!!
Annabeth: *rips open box* OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! An architecture book and sketch pad?!?! *faints*
Percy: Geez, never did that when I gave her stuff.
Piper: In her defense, everything you have her was blue...her least favorite color.
Jason: My turn! *takes out paper from bag* A blue T-shirt that says..."Percabeth 4 Life"
Skylar: Gee wonder who could have given you that.
Percy: What? It was Aphrodite's idea! I just changed it to blue.
Piper: MOM!!
Aphrodite: What? Percabeth 4 Life is way better than Jiper Love. No offense.
Jason: None taken! :)
Piper: All of it taken. D:<
Aphrodite: Oh watch it dear, you'll give yourself worry lines!
Skylar: Nico...Here...
Nico: *smiles*
Nico: *opens giant box*
Nico: *finds smaller box*
Nico: *Opens smaller box*
Nico: *finds even smaller box*
Nico: *opens even smaller box*
Nico*finds even smaller box*
Nico: GAH!! Leo!
Leo: That's nice Mr. toolbox... Hold on. What!? I'm kinda busy...
Nico: Let it burn...
Leo: Let it burn! Let it burn! And the flames will dance around you! Let it burn let it burn! *burns a ton of boxes*
Nico: *picks up envelope* Finally! What the? Geez, I try to summon the dead with a Happy Meal one time! And it gets me a $50 gift card there. Yay.
Skylar: Why would Anna- Uh... Why would someone get you a card there? They sell happy meals, you eat unhappy meals.
Nico: I know right! It's crazy!
Skylar: Hazel's turn!
Hazel: Ooh! Grooming kit for Arion!
Frank: Wonder who got you that amazing gift.
Skylar: Frank! It' suppose to be secret Santa. Not tell everyone who you gave the gift to Santa!
Frank: But I didn't... I don't
Skylar: The more you deny it the more we know it's true!
Frank: Fine! Think what you want!
Skylar: And it' sour turn.
Frank: Hmph... Wow, a "I turn into an iguana in order to escape Chinese hand cuffs" T-Shirt. Leo...
Piper: Uh...makeup?
Annabeth: *relives* Wait! They're highly explosive!
Skylar: Really?! Let Piper blow up! For Hera's sake! It' secret Santa!
Percy: Oh sweet!
Jason: What did you get?
Percy: Nothing...
Skylar: Snatch! Oh my gods...A little mermaid deluxe sound track? Really?
Percy: Hey give it back! It's in mid condition...
Skylar: *rolls eyes* whatever. Is that everyone?
Everyone: Yeah.
Percy: Wait what's that. *points to glowing box*
Skylar: Huh? Oh that. It's one wish.
Jason: Pardon?
Skylar: Hera sent me one wish, like what Percy got.
Percy: I had to save Olympus several times for that! What'd you do to get it?
Skylar: *smirks* Let's just say I sent her and Zeus a special gift...
(Meanwhile in Olympus)
Hera: Zeus! *chasing him around with mistletoe* we're both under the mistletoe!!
Zeus: Help me! Help me! Athena?
Athena: You ate my mom to marry her. I say you deserve this.
Zeus: uh...Hades! Older Brother? Help?!
Hades: You banished your older brother to the horrible places of "hell" and you have enough pride in your self to ask for my help after-
Zeus: Okay so no?
Hades: No.
Zeus: Poseidon?
Poseidon: You wanted to kill my son. Really?
Zeus: Ugh I hate my immortal life...Ahhhh!!
Hera: *tackles Zeus* Got you!!
Zeus: NOOOOO!!!!
*fades away*
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I need more dares, questions anything! Give me something for them to think about, ask for funny quotes challenges! Anything. Please! Leo is desperate! He's dating a tool box!
Leo: I love you.
Toolbox: ...
Leo: No I love you more!
Toolbox: ...
Leo: No I LOVE YOU MORE!!! *lights hand on fire*
Toolbox: *thinks* Help me.
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