Dear Percy,
You like water and everything but has it ever been a problem for your mom too give you a bath when you were little? At that time you had no idea you could, but did you think you might have accidently used your will power to stay dry??
- Everyone
Percy: I don't think so.
Sally: Oh that brings me waaaaaaayyyyyy back,
Percy: Uhh, Mom? What are you doing?
Sally: Getting out my pictures of you in the bath tub.
Leo: This I gotta see!
Sally: Yeah as you can see, Percy, is completly dry even after he accidently flooded the apartment.
Travis: Can I have a copy of that?
Conner: Yeah. Blackmail, baby!
Me: Hey!
Both: What?
Me: Nobody blackmails my brother!
Percy: Thank you!
Me: You didn't let me finish.
Percy: What?
Me: Nobody blackmails my brother...except me.
Percy: Oh come on!
Leo: Awww! Like brother like sister!
Percy: What?
Jason: Oh you know what!
Percy: No I don't.
Jason: Oh so you just forgot the fact you caught me makeing out with a brick tha had Piper's picture on it!?
Percy: Yeah pretty much.
Jason: Oh. Okay, then. Just don't tell anyone, kay?
Percy: ...
Jason: What?
Percy: *points to microphone*
Jason: Ohhhh.... Well I can kiss all respec people ever had for me good bye.
Me: Are you sure you woudn't rather make out with the brick again?
Jason: *glares*
Sally: Anyway.... Who wants to see the time Percy was learning to dress up and accidently found my dresses and make-up?
Everyone: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy: Mom! We said we would never speak of that again!
Sally: No honey. You said we would never speak of this again
Leo: Oh! Mom burn!
Sally: Please don't burn my son.
Leo: Yes Ms.Jackson.
Piper: So.... Does he still do that? Cause I can hook him up with...
Percy: Piper!
Piper: What?
Frank: Do you mind if I brought some friends?
Zeus and Jupiter: We're not your friends.
Frank: Right. Realatives? Do you mind if I brought some few relatives? Like...all of the?
Percy: Can this day get any worse?
Hermes: Yes.
Percy: How?
Hermes: Well... Leo's father and Vulcan are broad casting this....live....everywhere.....Kronos is laughing by the way.
Percy: Ugh...
Me: Well there goes that blackmail.
Percy: What do you mean "that" blackmail?
Me: Did you honestly think I didn't have a back up plan
Percy: I was hoping.
Me; ha.
Percy: How many back up plans?
Me; Alot. Here. I'll let you have one.*hands Percy sheet of paper*
Percy: Thanks! You gave me the deepest one of all
Leo: Swipe! Oh my Gods!!!!!! Percy you dated Ariel?
Jason: Wait wait wait like... the little mermaid?
Percy: Yeah...
Leo: And that's not all! His favorite song is.... "Part of your world"?!
Percy: It won awards!
Piper: Yeah... from five year olds!
Me; Oh.... stay tuned for next time when we'll have a "chat" with Percy about what's age approprite for 19 year olds!
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