My Inner Demons But On Crack

It's not weird-

A/N: It's part 69 motherfuckers-

Now for a VERY incorrect quote, also possibly a dirty one. I'll regret this in the future, won't I? I will.

Pierce: Me and Leif are just friends.

Ava: You know, I can say that's pretty fucking weird because I saw him giving you a hickey last night when I was going to the bathroom.

Pierce: ...But Leif didn't say it was weird when he was doing that!

Ava: You poor unfortunate soul, you have many things to learn about romance.