Asch: *Pointing at the broken coffee machine.* So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:...
Pierce: ...I-I did- I broke it-
Asch: No. No, you didn't. *He looks to Leif* Leif?
Leif: Don't look at me. Look at Rhys!
Rhys: What?! I didn't break it.
Leif: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Rhys: *He motions towards the broken coffee machine with his hands.* Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Leif: Suspicious.
Rhys: No it's not.!
Leif: If it matters, probably not, but Princess Ava was the last one to use it.
Ava: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Leif: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier?
Ava: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Leif!
Pierce: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Asch.
Asch: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:...
Leif: Prince Asch... Noi's been awfully quiet.
Noi: REALLY?!
Everyone but Pierce and Asch: *Arguing*
Asch: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and someone's head on a stick.
Asch: Good. It was getting a little docile around here.
Pierce:... *Confused panic*
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My Inner Demons But On Crack
HumorOh god ya'll all gonna hate me- Get ready for the most gayest thing to exist, oh wait- That's already me.
