Just don't.

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Pierce: Is that a praying mantis?

Ava: I think so.

Leif: Don't have sex with it. It'll eat you afterward.

Pierce: *Sarcastically* Good call. It was looking at me all seductive like.

Leif: *Completely serious* That's how they get you.

A/N: Were gonna have a shipping discussion in the next chapter, see you there.

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