Oh my god-

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A/N: I had to ruin the wholesomeness. 

Rhys: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Noi: What if it bites me and it dies?

Asch: That means you're poisonous. Jeeze, Noi, learn to listen.

Leif: What if it bites itself and I die?

Rhys: That's voodoo.

Ava: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Rhys: That's a correlation, not causation.

Pierce: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Leif: *Smirking at him* That's kinky.

Pierce: Oh my God-

Ava: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING-

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