50 Shades Of Green

Chapter Two

Shrek's POV ~

I sit alone in my swamp, tired and angry at the strangers that judge me and assume that I am just another ugly ogre with no story to tell, no life value and no intelligence.

I tried to love once, I fell for a beautiful ogre by the name of Fiona, we settled down and had three kids together. I had a best friend who I thought would stick by me forever. Life was incredible.

As it turns out, that was all a lie.

Fiona left me for a short and arrogant Lord by the name of Farquaad. He was rich and dreamy with his desirable looks and luscious dark hair. He had everything, so Fiona left without a trace, and took my children with her.

Donkey stayed with me for 7 months after that, he helped me get through the divorce but I was in a dark place, I took my anger out on Donkey and I guess he had enough, because after a little while he left me too. I can only blame myself for the loss of my very best friend but that doesn't make it any more bearable.

I tried hookups and blind dates but none of that worked, they were all the same. I dressed up nice, gave myself a pep talk, even brought flowers.

That's not what the women wanted though, they always wanted one of two things, a short, one-night-stand to relieve them of any sexual frustration or a handsome young gentleman with a sharp jawline and piercing blue eyes, I couldn't offer either.

I remember when I met him. I was walking down the street to my favourite 7/11 when I saw a handsome, green frog. I was so caught up on his attractive features that I walked right into him.