Kermit's POV ~
2 Days Earlier...
It was almost one in the morning but I guess little Miss Perfect Piggy decided to come home. The kids were asleep which meant back to drinking and watching mildly disturbing pornographic films for me.
"Kermie? Are you up for a little... fun tonight?" My darling wife said in her usual seductive voice.
"Haven't you had enough fun already Porkchops?" I asked dismissively.
"Excuse me?" Miss Piggy asked in a surprising tone.
"Never mind. Anyway I would love to but I'm busy, uh, working."
"See this is why you're always stuck in your office drinking booze and watching pornos, you're deprived of the love and affection that my bacon pussy can offer." With a wink and a smile, my wife left the room and headed upstairs.
I was never quite satisfied with my wife when it came to love making, I'm sure she does a fine job with all of the other men she sleeps with but perhaps she just doesn't put on her best performance with me, or maybe I am simply not attracted to her.
I couldn't even give myself a good reason as to why I watch porn often, I don't particularly enjoy it as much as the next group of people but perhaps it is more of the genre, I never bothered to explore different genres due to the fear of being intrigued by the weirder kinds like furry or even gay porn.
I headed upstairs, whiskey in hand, to pleasure my wife even if it meant an unsatisfied feeling for me.
The intercourse lasted a short 7 minutes before I headed back downstairs to drink away more of my sorrows, sex used to be an enjoyable thing for me, now it's nothing more than a task that I must complete to keep my cheating wife content.
I've thought about seeing other people in secret but I would never drop to her level. Besides, if my wife ever found out I would quickly have a bunch of divorce papers shoved in my face before I could respond. My kids were most definitely annoying and quite chaotic but they were all I had and they were the only three people I cared about in this big family tree of mine.
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50 Shades Of Green
Romance~NSFW~ This is a semi-satire SMUT written in the point of view of two main characters. Kermit, a depressing frog who lives the life of an alcoholic father with a cheating pig for a wife as well as many, many emotional problems. Shrek, a lonesome ogr...
