I Now Pronounce You, KiriBaku!!

Chapter Twelve: Idiot

**Heads up for an adorable as this chapter is because it's Bakugou's Pov lots of swearing and I made several dirty jokes... some more blunt than others.

Oh... and enjoy this picture of Bakugou covered with crabs. It's a surprise tool that'll help us later!

ALSO I have a total of 2763 words for this chapter so yeah. Be ready for this one. I had a little too much fun..

Bakugou's POV:

Deep breaths Katsuki. Murder all those nervs.

Nervous? Me? NEVER!

It's only the day you ask shitty fucking hair to be your's for the rest of your life.

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FUCK I'M NEVOUS.

I splashed cold water against my face as I finished getting ready for today. I didn't have work today but my appearence was stupid fuckign important.

"Katsu~ I need to get ready too, can you let me in the bathroom?", I could hear Eiji sleepily ask me from the other side of the door.

I opened the door for him and my heart squeezed. His stupid fucking hair was all messy and down. He was barely even awake the dumbass was practically sleepwalking. But it was fucking ADORABLE!

I left him to get ready with whatever he needed. Me on the other hand... let's get a check of everything. I'm gonna have the ring on me all day, tickets are both here and reservations are 101% good to go. I have a backup outfit in the truck because of the dress code. and all that's left if to start to day as normally as possible!

However, first and most importantly. Breakfast.

"Eijirou! are you ready yet?", I called out to him as he still hasn't left the bathroom.

"Mmm", I heard a still tired Eiji call from the bathroom. Meaning he still isn't ready.

"Oh well, I guess this delicious egg and sausage breakfast will be for me alone.", I casually remarked.

With that there was a loud slam from the bathroom door before I turned around to see Eiji happily waiting like a puppy. He was completely awake and dress for the day. it still amazes me, that's all it takes to get the unbreakable number 5 pro hero to do anything... Meat.

I went on cooking and making a healthy breakfast.

"Oi, dumbass if you're not cooking than help me serve."

"Yep!!", He said enthusiastically jumping up and starting to set the table.

He got so distracted by food he even forgot what he normally does while I cook. Somehow I still love him just as much.

I carried a plate of the still hot breakfast over to the table.

"Oh man! I can't wait to eat! I'm exhausted after last night..", Eiji huffed out.

"You're one to talk. After last night I should be the exhausted one!", I said slightly wincing as I sat down.

I peacefully ate breakfast while Ei stuff his face. Normally I'd yell at him to stop before his dumbass chokes but, considering he'll need plenty of energy for today I'll let it slide.

"Babe, I'm going out for a jog. You coming with?"

"Of course! That sounds super manly!", Eiji said following me out the door.

Between the both of us we started jogging normally. Which to a normal person may seem fast but it's their damn fault for being slow as motherfuckers. We on the other hand have been jogging almost every day as a part of our training. Whether it be in the morning or afternoon.