You already know it didn't happen. You also know what it is. The treacherous movies that go by Infinity War, Endgame, and Far From Home? Yeah. Forgeth them.
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It was only once Peter shook his head and his vision cleared that he realized he hadn't woken up in his bedroom. Had he gone to a party last night? Had he- wait, no, Peter chided himself. You wouldn't do that. You would never be invited to a party. After Liz? Messing up the one party he had ever been to? Peter ignored his internal wishes to be cool and looked around. He was in a dark room, much like the rooms fan-fiction always started in when the characters watched their movies. Wait--, was he past the fourth wall? Was there an Avengers movie??? A Spider-Man movie??? Would his identity be revealed? Not that Peter's ever read fan-fiction... Peter's thoughts were interrupted by lights flickering on and a loud voice echoing in the room.
"Welcome to the fourth wall, my friends," a voice said.
"We're not your friends! Who the hell are you, anyway?" Came another voice across the room. Flash!? Peter didn't have a good feeling about this.
"Well, Eugene, you certainly aren't my friend, but I'd love to think that Peter is! I mean, he doesn't know me, but I know practically everything about him. Happy birthday, by the way! Just yesterday, right? Oh well, I'll stop being such a creep... or will I? This is turning into a monologue... But aside from all of that, I brought you all here today to... Drum roll please..."
Peter was surprised, to say the least when he heard scattered floor drumming throughout the now-lit room. It was a black, sound-proof room with a stage with red curtains in the front. A single stand held a stack of papers to read off of.
"READ FAN-FICTION!" The voice finally screamed, and Peter covered his sensitive ears.
"I'm going to tell you all the rules before you begin, please refrain from asking questions; none of this will make sense no matter how hard you try.
1. Everything that happens here will be forgotten, so nothing you learn about each other will have any impact on your real lives.
2. Don't ask questions to me, just accept the act that this is a fan-fiction and I gotta keep things moving
3. You will each come up here, if you are a part of a fan-fiction being read, and read your lines of the script, whatever it is!
4. These are mainly Spider-man based, don't spend too much time ogling the Avengers or his identity. I'm looking at you, students of midtown.
I hope you all have fun!!! Oh wait!
5. Don't kill anyone
6. Don't murder Flash
YOU ARE READING
You Can Just Call Me Spidey
FanfictionSpider-Man anecdotes. (They were on-shots, but now I'm adding I guess...?) These are for the idea that I think of at 3:00 in the morning, that you suggest, or that I am inspired to write by others *cough* steal *cough* (I'll try to credit everyone I...
