The sexy Catwoman, (Michelle Pfeiffer), prowls the dark streets of Gotham City; and Selina Kyle becomes Catwoman, (Pfeiffer), in Tim Burton's "Batman Returns", 1992, right in the media section, in her apartment.
Warning: It is rated PG-13 for sex references, some violence. You must be 13 years and over to see and hear it.
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Catwoman was surrounded by her cats.
"Don't worry, Mommy will feed you". And she was about to feed them when she saw The Joker and The Penguin escaping on the big screen...in front of her eyes.
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Suddenly there was a knock on the front door.
"Go away!".
"My, this place is a dump. Oh, you're here...Catwoman. I do appreciate a sense of tension in this dump", the Riddler smiled.
"Stop saying that word".
"Oh, yes. I'm used to riddles...and puzzles. And it's so hard to be in love with a batman. I know you enjoy his company".
"Batman has a...".
"He is a madman. We have changed from ordinary men and women in Gotham City because we're no one".
"But, now...".
"Now, yes. I shoot the breeze, Shiela. I know who you are. I come to that bank of yours. I do love banks; I do love robbing them; I do love women".
"And you think that you can come here and demand me to have sex with you? I shall refrain from that thought".
"I am shocked you think that about me. Did you see my message to the Commissioner? It was a masterstroke of genius".
"I can imagine".
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"So, you apprecitate my thinking".
"Your thinking...".
"My thinking is that we can form an alliance against the Batman. And Robin. And we can have so much fun".
"I doubt it".
"I do seek a woman of, how do you say, peculiar tastes in her line of work. As I do, as well. Consequently, I am terrified that we'll end up in jail like The Penguin and The Joker. It's such a shame they're in...".
"They escaped".
"Did they? Let me see the cable TV".
"Here!".
And the Riddler gazed at the color TV news on Channel 1.
"Now...my dear Riddler...what shall we do about your costume". And she pushed him onto the ground...and meowed hungrily...while she kissed him on the mouth.
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The Riddler was half dressed.
He opened his eyes.
He saw bowls of milk.
And, in the sewer, the faucets were rotting away in the gloom. "Have you got any warm blankets?", he asked.
"Yes, I can go up to the surface when I can. I'm staying here until the heat is off. The Penguin and The Joker is assholes".
"They're rather funny".
"I want a serious man who can enjoy a piece of me". She smiled. The Riddler kissed him again. Then he looked out of the smashed windows.
Ten Gotham City police cars arrived.
"Shit, Police Commissioner Gordon is coming. Let's go up...". And then they stopped still...as Batman gazed at them out of the darkness...with an angry look on his face as the news at Catwoman was sleeping with one of his enemies...The Riddler.
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