The Social Tragedy Called A Potterhead

Try Bertie Bott's They Said... It'll Be fun...

        Yea right, if someone says "Try Bertie Botts Jelly Beans, they aren't bad anymore." Do. NOT. Do it.... Just save yourself and don't do it, You can get so many good flavors though but if you are that unlucky person you will get several vomit flavored ones. Okay so I'm just innocently walking around the Tempe Marketplace, which is like our little outdoor mall here in Tempe, Arizona, now in the marketplace there is a HUGE candy store that has anything and everything ranging from the best Japanese candy to deep fried Oreos. I found out there was a section for Harry Potter related stuff, as you can probably tell by the main theme of this book and the content from the previous chapters, I freaked out. Simple as that.

        In the store they had butter beer, chocolate frogs, licorice snaps, dark mark lollies, jelly slugs and many other yummy treats. My boyfriend had for some reason bought Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans thinking it was a good idea. Oh hell no. We start to eat them throughout the night and around the third or fourth bean it was the one. The vomit flavored one to be exact. Now if you didn't kow what Bertie Botts are Harry Potter Bertie Botts flavors include: Banana, Black Pepper, Blueberry, Booger, Candyfloss, Cherry, Cinnamon, Dirt, Earthworm, Earwax, Grass, Green Apple, Marshmallow, Rotten Egg, Sausage, Lemon, Soap, Tutti-Fruitti, Vomit and Watermelon. 1.2 oz boxes. Boxes are randomly assorted and may not contain every flavor. There was a 50/50 chance of getting either good or bad tasting jellies. It was just not enjoyable...

        It should be a form of torture, trick them into thinking it'd be a good time eating some delicious candy when really it will be a disaster for them as you watch them suffer.

        Later that night we decided a haunted house would be fun and Rob Zombie opened up his own a feww cities over so we thought nothing of it. Holy cheese balls it was terrifying. Three houses and they just get scarier and scarier as it continues. Not Harry Potter related but thought I'd share hah sorry I'll just stop. But I'm excited for Halloween , my family celebrates Samhain but who would pass up an opportunity for free candy? Not me! So my friends and I are going adult trick or treating and watching the rerelease of Saw at our movie theater so that should be fun since we're all going as Death Eaters and some wonderful classic slasher movie killers:)