Why me? [2p! Italy x Reader]

RW: Chapter 14

I woke up and noticed that someone was lying next to me in bed, having an arm around me.

Turning my head to see who it is, it was Luciano.

He was looking so cute and so peaceful while sleeping.
I had to keep myself from doing something like pinching his cheeks.
So instead, all I did was smiling shortly before turning my head back again.

How did it feel like to be a personified country?
Not much different than before, yet.
I mean, it's been one day since I found out.
And I haven't regained all of my memories.
It still feels so unreal.

(Y/n) (L/n), personification of (c/n).

It sounds so strange.

And...

If I'm a country, that means...

...

All of my friends might be countries, too.

Like, if you look at Alfred, his appearance is basically screaming America.
He's acting like most of the stereotypes, I think.
Look at him - he's eating hamburgers most of the time (I'm worried though, how does he stay so thin? I hope he has no eating disorder), he likes memes, and he can speak in various diferent languages.
We went on holiday once. I think we were in China and there were some rude bitches talking shit about me - Alfred yelled at them in fluent Chinese afterwards.

If he's not America, then I don't know who is.

I tried getting up, but I was pulled back by a half-sleeping Luciano.
"Luciano, Luciano it's 9 o'clock", I said.
He didn't respond.
"Oi, get up! Don't you have stuff to do?"
Luciano buried his face in my back and refused to let me go.
It was... Adorable.

I found my phone on the bedside table.
I stretched out my arm and grabbed it, hoping he wouldn't notice.

He didn't, so I slowly turned the upper half of my body and took a picture of him, making sure it makes a loud sound.

And that's when he opened his eyes.

He looked at the camera, and then back at me.
I smirked and started to run out of the room, trying to outrun the quick Italian.

"Come back here, ragazza!", he shouted.
I, still having a wide grin, just turned around and stuck out my tongue.

We kept running until I suddenly tripped over my own feet, falling face first onto the floor and my phone not far from me.

I heard him approach me, and I rotated my head slightly to face him.
He walked towards my phone, ready to pick it up.
"The phone's locked, you can't delete it", I interrupted him.
Luciano took it anyways, looking at the screen.
"Your mother is calling", he said.
I jumped onto my feet and tried to snatch it away from him, but instead, he picked up.

I sent death threats his way while he was talking to my mother.
"Yes, she's with me."
He kept smirking at me.
"Oh, no. She's just-"
And I finally managed to retrieve my phone.
"Hello, mom?"
"Ah, hello (y/n)! I've just talked with your lovely boyfriend. How are you, sweetie?"
I frowned as she mentioned Luciano as my lovely boyfriend.
"He's far from lovely, mom", I scoffed, glaring at Luciano.
"Oh, so the two of you are-"
"Mom."
"Did you use pro-"
"Mom!!"
And I looked at Luciano, who was about to lose it. You could see, it was hard for him to contain his laughter.
"I was just kidding, (y/n). Anyways, just call me when you are on your way home, okay?"
"Okay. Bye." I hung up immediately.

I turned around, with a murderous glint on my eyes.
"What did you tell her...?"

~timeskip brought to you by you trying to beat Luciano's ass~

"Oh my God!", Flavio squealed. "You two are dating? Does that mean I'm going to be an uncle???"
I facepalmed.
"Flavio, I hope you do realize what gender you are", I said.
He ignored me and kept fangirling and already making wedding plans or thinking of nieces or nephews.

"And that's why I don't like him", Luciano muttered.
I sighed and walked over to the kitchen, getting myself a cup of (coffee/tea).

As I said, not much difference.

~??? pov~

It took me quite some time of researching, but I've finally found it.

I've finally found a way to destroy our 2ps without harming ourselves.

I do feel bad - I've taken a liking to a few of them, but nevertheless, they are a danger, and... they must be controlled.

I took a deep breath as the other eleven men I invited gathered in the World Conference Room.

"Ugh, why did you call us this early, bastardo?", Lovino cursed.
"It is pretty early, mon ami", Francis said.
"Not awesome", Gilbert added.

"Well, gentlemen. It is an important matter", I explained. "As you may know-"
"Come to the point, England", Ludwig spoke.

I cleared my throat.
"We can get rid of our 2ps."

They all looked at me with stunned faces.

"Are you sure, England...? I don't think they are that bad", Feliciano whispered.
Ludwig patted his head, trying to comfort him. "It's for the greater good."
Feliciano looked away with guilt in his eyes.

Lovino, Gilbert and Antonio also had their doubts.
I also had my doubts.

Everyone was thinking in silence, deciding whether or not they would let me do it.

It was Alfred who broke the silence.

"Let's say we do it", he spoke. I could see a tear in the corner of his eye.

"What would happen to (c/n)?"