Andrew Pandy or as you know him you call him Andy. Anyway he does alot of stupid things. Some are weird, some are stupid, some are just plain crackheaded.
Some of them include , Andy getting drunk and wearing his shark costume. While dancing in the town. This happens often. And the rest of us has to calm him down and get his flask. In some cases it ends up being a "bloodbath". If you experience it your gonna be scared for your life when Andy gets drunk.
Another one was when Zora, Andy's little sister was joking and called him pregnant since Quinn was pregnant and she just wanted to joke around saying he was pretty. But then he called her fat. Which resulted in a big fight. Where both of them thought of cringey yo mama jokes but instead put eachother names. It was quite funny until Zora started attacking him cause he called her ugly. But in the end both of then got in trouble by Quinn.
This antic was with the whole group. They were scaring Janae this time. Janae doesn't like Kermit or gnomes. She is TERRIFIED of them. For some weird reason. So the team decided to dress up in a Kermit costume or a gnome costume. When Janae came to the TRF headquarters all she saw where Kermits and Gnomes. It was really a sight to see. But in the middle of it was a shark. The shark was Andy. He was drunk again and the others where worshiping him like he was there god. When they saw Janae that's when all hell broke loose. Everyone grabbed something like a stick or broom. Maybe a wrench but that didn't matter at the time. And started to chase her. She ran into Tessa's House. But what she saw made her scared for her life. There was garden gnomes everywhere. That made her scream and pass out.
When Janae woke up. She was surrounded by gnomes and kermits. While Andy was in the shark costume on a throne made of toilet paper. She then heard Zora in a Kermit head and princess dress on holding a scroll and speaking "THIS WAHMEN HAS COMMITTED A SIN THAT WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN. SHE WILL NOW BE OFFERED UP AS A SACRIFICE TO OUR GOD!" As you can tell Janae was terrified at this. She passed out again. But everything was back to normal. She was sitting on a chair next to Zora who was on her phone watching something on Netflix. Everyone else was doing whatever they wanted. Maybe it was a dream, but it felt so real.....
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