The Rogue Files

OG christmas raid Day#23

NOTE: we did not ACTUALLY go to the North Pole, and these events all happened through role play;)

ANOTHER NOTE: The characters Tessa and Janae didn't do this. That would be impossible considering janae's scared of everything and Tessa absolutely hates fire.

Well.. some of you may be wonder HOW exactly the first let's-kill-santa attempt went down...
Well sit tight because it all started December 25th, 2018...

"Alright so all we have to do is tie him up and burn the work shop..." Tessa concluded.

"Shouldn't be too hard." Janae shrugged.

Oh we had noooo idea how bad that night's events were about to go...

So the two girls set off... stealing a helicopter of course.

Obviously neither of them knew how to fly a helicopter... so tessa ended up accidentally crashing into a nearby building before they could even get in the air.

"TESSA WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!"

"I THOUGHT IT WOULD GET US IN THE AIR!"

"WELL IT DIDNT."

"YOU TRY FLYING A HELICOPTER FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER."

"Fine give me the controls!" The girls swapped places, and Janae examines the controls.

Police sirens wailed in the background.

"Janae hurry up!"

She pressed a button and brought the helicopter in the air a few feet before yelling:

"We're gonna die! I don't know what I'm doing.."

Without hesitation, Tessa jumped from the helicopter and began running.

"WAIT A SECOND."

"Come on janae!" Janae followed her around the block and into a nearby alley. Where they waited for the sirens to die down and checked to see if they were being followed.

"We lost them..." Tess turned to janae.

"I'm an elf.. I could've just summoned a reindeer but noooooooo we had to steal a helicopter that neither of us knows how to fly."

"...well then SUMMON THEM."

"fine!" Within minutes, janae had summoned pranced and dancer, and they had mounted themselves on the creatures.

The reindeer took off, bringing them to the North Pole soon after.

"Alright.. we're here..." Janae said by to the reindeer as Tessa used a skeleton key to get into the workshop.

"Woah there's janaes everywhere!" She looked around and the large room full of elves.

"Put this om and follow me..." Janae handed her an elf hat and led the way across the factory floor casually towards the fire extinguishers.

"Gotta get rid of these first..."

Tessa nodded and threw a fire extinguisher out the window...

All the elves turned and looked at them.

"TESSA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CASUAL!" janae turned to the elves.

"THE EXTINGUISHERS NEEDED TK BE REPLACED EVERYONE MISUNDERSTANDING.."

The elves returned to their work like nothing happened...

Together, they got rid of all the extinguishers.

"Here take these.." Janae handed Tessa a few matched from a box, and walked to the woodwork section.

They lit the wood, enough for the fire alarm to sound.

"Ok... the elves will start evacuating... so we should get out and find Santa."

"Ok..." they both separated, janae left the workshop, and Tessa went up a floor to find Santa taking a nap in his office.

She tied The poor old man up, and stuffed him in a closet while he was till sleeping. She then went around, burning the rest of the rooms, and finally made her way towards the exit when the elves noticed her leaving.

"Um hi there...HEY!" 4 elves broke away from the group, and blocked the exit, locking her in.

Minutes passed... and growing impatient, Janae asked the nearest elf what was happing inside.

"What do you mean she's trapped inside!" Janae began pushing through the crowd, trying to reach the door. When they didn't budge, she pulled a knife and used it to scare the elves enough to Make a Path.

After several attempts, she banged the door down and began coughing from the smoke.

MEANWHILE...

Tessa had already head up to the top floor, in hope to find a window.... when the flames reached the floor, and roof beams began falling at random, blocking the exit.

Again.. she was trapped in...

And this is where things go horribly wrong;)

Janae frantically looked for her friend, when she ran up to the top floor as well, and noticed the blocked door way.

"TRIS?"

"IM OVER HERE." After scorching her hand, Janae broke away a little beam before tumbling back..

And falling down the stairs.

Nice one janae...

Tessa backed away from the flaming beams, and found herself by the closet she locked Santa in...

She slowly opened the closet door- and found it empty.

"DANG IT." The roof began falling down, and
Janae made her way to the top floor.

After A LOT of burns and escape attempts... With The whole building being on the verge of collapse...

They somehow got out alive(ish) and Janae summoned 2 reindeer once again..

Janae and Tessa made it back home...

Swearing to finish that nights job the following Christmas...

But did they?

The answer's no, they failed again.

But there's always next Christmas;))