To celebrate their second Christmas together, the team decided "why not do a traditional secret Santa?"
Of course being desperate for something to do, everyone agreed and met up the next day at the trf hq.
"Ok ok. Who goes first?" Tris frowned at the giant stack of gifts in the middle of hq.
Everyone gathered near one end of the pile, and Tris threw a small pink gift wrapped box at janae.
"It's the first one I could reach, so you got first."
"Okay..." Janae opened the box and screamed, immediately throwing the box at Tessa.
"Hey! What... WHO GOT JANAE A GRENADE!!"
"Oh!" Ace smiled innocently at Janae. "That was me... now Janae can play grenade baseball with me when Andy isn't around-"
"...YOU STILL DO THAT?!" Andy threw a random gift at ace's head. He caught it.
"Yep, why wouldn't I?"
"The last time you did that you blew up the pet shop! The poor doggos..."
He shrugged and opened the gift Andy threw, "I was aiming for the cat section-what is this!?" He pulled out a wrench.
"Ohh!! That gifts meant for Janae." Tess grabbed the wrench and gave it to janae.
"Why would you give her a Wrench-OWWW. THAT HURT!" Ace picked up the wrench at his feet.
"That's why. Now she has something to throw at you!"
...Well let's just say, Ace tackled Tessa and there was some more wrench throwing.
As for gifts....
"This one's next." Janae handed Ace a large blue wrapped gift.
"Ok..." he opened it and smiled. He tped a bat to himself and tossed it to Andy, who frowned at it confused.
"PRE ROUND OF GRENADE BASEBALL. ANDY YOUR BATTING-" Ace grabbed a few grenades from the box, pulled them, and threw them at Andy.
"WHAT! WAIT NOT IN HQ!" He yelled.
Janae screamed and hid under the table while Tessa, Pink, and Messi died laughing from their seats, watching Andy frantically run after each of the grenades, throwing them out the window.
"Come on Andrew! Your supposed to use the bat!" Ace made puppy eyes and threw one last grenade at Andy.
Who actually used the bat and shot the grenade into the pile of gifts making it all blow up.
".....wow Andy. Just had to ruin secret Santa-" Andy tackled Ace....
And I'll spare you from the amazing scene of the janae having to knock Andy out with her wrench just to keep him from killing ace.
The end
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