The Rogue Files

Liam and Ace take over Christmas Day#7

Who's speaking in the fourth wall:
Liam
Ace
The real narrator
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It was 23 days before Christmas. The whole TRF was exited for the holiday and was decorating the base with-

Hold up not everyone is decorating the base. I'm doing work.

Liam you can't do that-

Says who? The readers they can mind their goddamn business

Well excuse me for trying to lift the holida-

Can You two please be quiet I'm trying to enjoy my hot chocolate

Not you too Ace....

Yes me too...Now since you two are being annoying I'm gonna narrate

But-

But nothing unless you want me to kill you with my scythe

Fine you win

Anyway from going what she was saying...

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The TRF was decorating for Christmas. The most wonderful time of year where everyone makes cookies gives presents and make cookies. Personally I would just be happy with the cookies.

Anyway let's see what the members are doing.

"Move it to the left a little" Andy said while moving his arm to Tessa and Tris who were putting some lights up around the place. "No my left" They moved it again

"Why don't you come up here and help us?" Tris asked

"Nah I'm good down here" he smiled

Eh they are boring. Let's go to Aj and Janae

"Ok Janae listen...we are going to free your cousins" Aj placed her hand on Janaes shoulder

"Wha-"

"We are gonna kill santa this year. And your gonna help us" Aj told her.

Man this narrating stuff is hard...

I know right that's why I should be doing it. Anyway Aj was-

Nah I'm gonna do it

OH COME ON

Aj was telling Janae the plan on how to kill santa. Personally I think santa should suck a dick and fuck off. But ya know just let them be. Even though I'm gonna help them. Now we're gonna go see what these two losers are doing.

"STOP TOUCHING THE COOKIE DOUGH" Zora said while swatting Alpha with her spoon

"Awww but its sooooo good" he pouted. Hes a cry baby

"You can cry all you want but you ain't getting some" she said with a threatening look

He tried getting more and more as she went on with the baking. Bad mistake man very bad mistake. And each time she would keep on hitting him with different things.

"THATS IT" she yelled while getting a- Holy shit she got a frying pan

"AHHHHH HELP" Alpha yelled while running around the counter

I have decided that no one should see this bloodshed so let's move onto Icy Messi and Ace.

Can I please-

Nope

But...

No

Payton and Messica were untangling the Christmas lights for the Christmas tree. While Ace was stuck inside of them....

Wait how did he get stuck?...

Don't ask me I'm not narrating

It's a long story....ok?

Well since you two are narrating...Ace would you like to tell us how you got stuck?

Wait I have to actually tell what happened?...

Yep it fills in the story

Fine... So what happened was I was getting the lights from the box....When I got them out they were all tangled together.

So I found one end of it and tried unraveling it by going the way it came from. Long story short I got tangled inside of it..my legs and feet got tied together my hands were...out of place and I tripped and fell on some more lights....

BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Aww I didn't get to record it....

I do not like narrating anymore

Me neither it gets very boring fast

Then can I have my job back?

Yep

Mmhmm

THANK YOU FINALLY...this chapter has already been explained though......fuck it might as well publish it.