Jake was decorating his home for Christmas. Of course Christmas music was being played while he was drinking egg nog. He had Jay (more like forced) go get a Christmas tree. Since he didn't feel like going.He drank some of his egg nog when one of his favorite songs came on..Deck the halls...
"Deck the halls with posion ivy...fa la la la la la la la la" he sung while dancing
"Come next to me and I'll shank you with a candy cane... fa la la la la la la la la" he looked at jay who was holding a small Christmas tree....While he was holding a sharp candy cane.
"I'm gonna kill Mr. Andy... fa la la la la la la la la." He started dancing with a giant sharpened candy cane in his hands
"Then I'll rule the world with lots of money... fa la la la la la la la la" He threw some tinsel on Jacob like it was fake money
"I'm gonna take over the EDGGG fa la la la la la la la la la"
"They will bow down to my will fa la la la la la la la" Jake threw Jacob down and stood on him with one foot on his back with a heroic pose
"Jacob got up and started yelling fa la la la la la la la la" Jacob actually got up and started yelling at Jake after that.
"So I got my gun and started shooting fa la la la la la la la la." Jake then grabbed his gun and started shooting at Jacob....
Who was running around trying not to get shot by jake. Outside all of the members of the TRF were outside spying on them.
Pink, Tessa, and Alpha were laughing their asses off. Aj was recording the whole thing. Andy was planning an air strike on Jake. Tris was just watching smiling. Messi was still trying to kill Icy with a fork but she was using her powers to freeze him into a block of ice.
It was a whole funny ass thing and no one wanted to stop it. But Jay screamed like a high pitched girl and everyone stopped what they were doing to look through the window.
Where Jake had Jay tied to the small Christmas tree with a candy can to silence him in his mouth.... and at the same time Jake was putting an elf costume on Jay. And somehow snow was being thrown onto them.
Everyone looked up and saw liam throwing snow at them
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