Yes, the first thing I post is something I've wanted to do for at least half a year, so please dun hate me requesters. TwT
Some genders will be switched around, because I will write out the characters as however I see fit. If you are not familiar with the characters of Heathers, then just skip right ahead to the quotes. They're funny either way!
Veronica: Kreacher (because why not owo)
JD: Emma (I mean who else would want to bomb the whole school)
Heather C.: Patricia
Heather D.: Vera
Heather M.: Kurt (fuck you all I don't care that he's a guy)
Martha: Tracy
Kurt: Kevin
Ram: William
Miss Fleming: Fiona
Ram's Dad: Leo (haha)
Kurt's Dad: Freddy (an even bigger haha)
I just found this sorting funny.
On to the quotes! They will not be based off the sorting of my characters, because some quotes are just out of character or I just want someone else to say the lines. Names can change if it works, but if it doesn't, it doesn't. Lez go!
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Freddy: OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!
Aesop: And your worst enemy.
Freddy: SAME DIFFERENCE!
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Mary(sarcastic): Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
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Patricia: Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my DICK!
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Kurt: And I hear mY HEART BEATING LOUDER AND FASTER BECAUSE JESUS I'M ON THE FREAKIN' BUS AGAIN BECAUSE ALL MY RIDES TO SCHOOl ARe dead...
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Kreacher: Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
Emma: Not anymore!
Emma(singing): When mom was alive~
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Aesop(singing): Happiness comes, when everything numbs. wHo NeEdS cOcAiNeEeE~
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Vera: You look like hell.
Kreacher: I just got back.
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William: Heeyyyyyyy, Rrrrrrrrrrronica~
Martha: Ew, you've got a left hand, use it.
Kevin: Don't talk mean like that!
William: You'll hurt their feeliiiiingssss...
William(singing): You make my balls so blue~
Martha: wtf
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Emma: We can smile and cuddle whiLE THE FIRE ROAAAARRRRSSS!
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Fiona: I shouldn't watch this crap, it's not who I am... But with this kid... Dddddaaaaaaaaayyummmmmm~
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José: People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal.
José: *spits liquid out of his mouth*
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FanfictionThat's right folks, the second edition's coming up! In this book, you'll see one-shots, incorrect quotes, asks, dares, reactions, all that stuff, written by a girl who nearly flunked english class! This book runs mainly on requests, so if you enjoy...
