Me: *cackles*
Me: Pure chaotic evil character right here people!
Me: *points at Vanessa*
Me: But first!
Me: *snaps fingers*
Lucky: *still screaming about the butterflies*
Me: ...
Me: Oh. Now, to work...
Me: *snaps fingers*
Me (whispering to you guys): These are actually brussel sprouts covered in chocolate.
Me: *winks*
Me: WHO WANTS FERRERO ROCHERS?!
Robbie: *gasps*
Robbie: Me! Me!
Me: *shrieks*
Me: NOT YOU!
Robbie: W-what?
Me: You wouldn't understand!
Me: *throws phone at him with text message*
Robbie: *catches phone and reads*
Robbie: Ohhhhhh. Hey Follower, come with me! I can get us Toblerones instead!
Follower: Okay!
Margaretha: Ooh, Host-chan, may I have one?
Me: *smiles*
Me: Go ahead!
Me: *shoves box in front of her*
Margaretha: *grabs one, unwraps, and eats*
Margaretha: *eyes water and starts to choke*
Margaretha: *throws up*
White: It can't be that bad, can it?
Me: Try it yourself!
White: *eats one with the wrapper on*
White: ...What's wrong with it?
Me: *looks at him in shock*
Me: What do you mean- You know what, nevermind. Hey Kreacher!
Kreacher: No. You're never this nice or excited. You must've poisoned it or something.
Me: No I didn't!
Me: *smiles innocently*
Kreacher: *stares at me*
Me: *pouts*
Kreacher: *grumbles*
Kreacher: Fine. I trust you.
Kreacher: *grabs one and eats it*
Kreacher: *gags and spits it out*
Kreacher: YOU DID POISON IT!
Me: What? No! That wasn't poison~
Kreacher: IT WAS A BRUSSEL SPROUT FUCKING GODDAMMIT THAT'S THE SAME DIFFERENCE!
Me: No it isn't~ And guys, 530 views?! Y'all are feral, thank you so much! It means so much to me that you guys read my shitty writing.
Anyways, I'll end it here. Goodbye and toodles~!
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Identity V On Crack 2: Electric Boogaloo (COMPLETED)
FanficThat's right folks, the second edition's coming up! In this book, you'll see one-shots, incorrect quotes, asks, dares, reactions, all that stuff, written by a girl who nearly flunked english class! This book runs mainly on requests, so if you enjoy...
