Identity V On Crack 2: Electric Boogaloo (COMPLETED)

War!Nabi x/vs Eli (Request)

Nabi_Subedar <3

"Alright, who wants the last pack of chocolate dipped strawberries?"

Two hands darted to snatch the box displayed in front of them before the box was snatched by a third hand.

The two people who had reached for the strawberries looked up slowly and glared at the third party, who simply gave them an amused smirk in return.

"Relax, I don't like strawberries, despite the protests of my friends. But what I will have you do is fight for it."

The young hostess' smirk simply grew as one party growled and the other's eyes widened.

"What do you say, guys? This can be be entertaining to watch."

Aesop, always the one to not bother, simply shrugged, and that was all the confirmation the girl needed.

With a quick snap of fingers, instead of the usual teleportation that left half the inhabitants sick, the room around them grew larger and larger and morphed into a stadium.

"Choose! Your! Weapons!"

Roars of encouragement came from the strangely full arena. As the rest of the inhabitants wondered where their hostess had summoned this surmountable of audience from, the two parties inside the stadium started to prepare. In front of both of them each were a table of weapons of all kind.

The first party considered carefully before choosing a two blades and pistol.

The second party easily chose a handgun.

"Three. Two. One... FIGHT!"

The first party charged towards the second, waving their blades. The second dodged swiftly and aimed their gun at the first's knee, but was swatted away with the second's blade.

As the fight went on, many of the inhabitants slowly got into the fight, screaming either the first party's name or the second party's name.

Eli, in one of the closest seats to the arena, were one of the disinterested inhabitants. He had no taste for violence, and he definitely had no taste for war.

Nabi was the exact opposite. She lived for war. She, from a young age, had been taught to be merciless and emotionless. War was the only thing she ever knew before she had been kidnapped and forced to join the game.

The two somehow made a perfect match.

Wait...

You thought that Eli and Nabi were fighting for the strawberries?

Oh, no! They're going to fight, definitely, for sure, but not over something as petty as strawberries, no. They're going to fight over something even pettier.

They're going to fight over who was going to win the petty fight over strawberries.

Freddy or Kreacher.

"So, Eli, 'tcha think Freddy'll win?"

Eli shook his head softly.

"I don't really care for these things. But if you really ask for my opinion, I think Kreacher's going to win. I mean, look at Freddy. He's an Asshole™ who has a 15% vaulting decrease rate because he's weak. Kreacher on the other hand is flexible and most likely more well-suited for fighting."

Nabi's excited smile started to sour. She's thought Eli'd agree with her, especially since he had previously claimed that he didn't care. Was he trying to piss her off with this?

"Well, I'm just saying, Freddy looks like he knows how to handle a gun." Nabi pointed out, directing Eli's attention to the current scene where the lawyer aimed for the thief's right arm from a far distance-