Hyla: *cries in inactivity*
Hyla: *proceeds to also cry in epidemic tears*
Freddy: So, uh... Are you okay? You haven't visited us in months.
Hyla: *screeches*
Kreacher: What's up, man?
Hyla: No, nothing. I'm just trying to get my get my head around some things. It's not the epidemic either, it's just some other things I've been thinking really hard about... But no matter! I realise I'm late as fuck and my stupid brain is being stupid, so let's just say...
Lucky: What the fuck is with her long-ass neck.
Hyla: I don't know. Also, is it Andrew Kress or Kreiss? I feel stupid.
Jack: SHE'S TALLER THAN MEEEEEEEEE!
Jack: *cri*
Demi: I d'know, she seems pretty decent t' me.
Ann: *stares*
Luca: *laughs*
Luca: This demon's a wimp!
Eli: He's lost his mind!
Victor, signing: -I'm gonna lock myself in here with the ghost.-
Luca: We're here for the cold stuff!
Andrew: *starts mumbling about church bastards and whatnot*
Andrew: *also raises holy water gun*
Andrew: Don't try demon!
Luca: Hey ghost, grab my nipples-
Victor: -What do you want me t- SCRATCH ME!-
Andrew: FUCK YOU, GOATMAN!
Luca: Rock n' roll, buckaroo!
Victor: -You want me off this bridge you're gonna have to kill me!-
Luca: Scratch my heart!
Andrew: YOU DEMON FUCK! Demon~!
Luca: You wanna eat Eli's heart?
Eli: D-don't, sTOP-
Luca: You fucking wimp.
Andrew: MAKE ME SHIT BLOOD!
Victor, pouting: -No, I just wanna talk with a demon!-
Luca: Did I disrespect your bridge, Goatman?!
Hyla: *breaks skull after binge watching Buzzfeed Unsolved*
Hyla: As you can see, my mind has been broken. I have no inspiration, this is just me shitting out whatever I think is funny. In retrospect, I'll probably scream and spray my laptop with holy water after I reread this chapter but you know what? Fuck it. Toodles!
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FanfictionThat's right folks, the second edition's coming up! In this book, you'll see one-shots, incorrect quotes, asks, dares, reactions, all that stuff, written by a girl who nearly flunked english class! This book runs mainly on requests, so if you enjoy...
