Turning Points

Chapter 10: Purgatory

Gun was cooking breakfast for  two naked men who were currently occupying his couch.

Okay they weren't fully naked, they both still had their boxers on. So Gun guesses he should rather say he was busy preparing breakfast for the two half naked men comfortably  seated on his couch, uninvited and watching soccer on HIS TV.

Gun's left eye twitched as he  looked at the huge knife he had used to open the porridge packet and wondered how he could keep it close to him for protection sakes. Obviously Gun had somehow ended up in a  Supernatural crossover and those two in his living room were skinwalkers whose mission was to drive Gun to the point of insanity so he just kills himself and then baam they steal Gun's skin and have a new outfit to wear around town.

... OK that was quite unlikely, slightly grotesque and highly concerning. Was Gun closer to the breaking point then he thought he was?

Gun was feeling unsettled damnit and his imagination always went haywire when he felt unsettled and confused. Whenever he felt like he was  losing his grip on reality his brain decided  to come up with its own fantasy reality which is why  Gun's  imagination always ran wild in situations like these.

That still however, didn't explain why Joss and Papi were wearing boxers, sitting side by side on his beautiful couch, watching the TV with some friendly banter between them like they were bffs and Gun was in the kitchen, still half naked with only his  briefs on and a apron that didn't cover much, preparing some pork porridge for all of them like he was a 50s  housewife.

Gun was wondering where it had all gone wrong. He's life had went from resembling a kdrama to resembling a gay porn movie all in the space of minutes and no matter how much Gun thought about it he still couldn't figure out how he had gotten to this point.

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"Awww P'Off Saweedee khap," Joss wai'ed with a friendly smile at Off once he had fully put on his t-shirt and saw he wasn't alone  with Gun in the apartment anymore .

Papi who had had a thunderous expression on his face when Joss first walked out had now replaced it with a full friendly smile  in the time it had taken Gun to quickly glance at Joss and look at Papi again. Gun got chills. 'Wow what a  psychopath,' Gun thought somberly. How did Papi change his expression that quickly!

"Aw Joss, Wadee. Wait were you saying that you haven't had breakfast yet? " Papi asked as he slowly straightened up so he was no longer caging Gun in and helped Gun back on his feet. He still didn't move far though and placed his hand to the left of Gun on the back of the couch so they were still standing close  to each other. Gun who had been feeling very awkward couldn't do anything but stand there hoping  that the ground could  swallow him up or to be hit by lightning, that didn't sound too bad either.

Joss who had been standing there with a slight frown on his face as he watched Off set Gun on his feet quickly replaced it with a big smile when he noticed Off and Gun both look in his direction. It had been so fast that Gun wasn't sure if Joss really had been  frowning. Gun was surrounded by psychopaths, great.

"No P'Off I haven't," Joss replied  as he made his way to where they were standing by the couch.

Wait why was Joss coming closer! His apartment had amazing acoustics,  they didn't have to stand so close to  each other to hear what the other was saying damnit . Joss put his hand to the right of Gun on the back of the  couch so that he and Off were caging him in.

"Gun how gruel are you! You haven't made Nong breakfast and it's almost 11.30am, he's a guest in your house!" Papi exclaimed with that stupid smile still on his face looking down at Gun.

Gun wanted to protest that Joss technically wasn't a guest in his house as  he had invited himself in but Joss spoke before he could.

"And to think that I carried him all the way to his apartment last night, you would think the least I could get is some breakfast," Joss cheekily added also looking down at Gun. Gun wanted to punch the kid. Why the hell did he have to mention that!