RWBY x Division reader

Ch 10 Search and Destroy

Oobleck: (Talking fast, per the norm, as he paces in front of the students.) Yes, I'm afraid those bags won't be necessary, seeing as you've opted to shadow a Huntsman on what is now essentially a reconnaissance mission. I can assure you, we will not be establishing a single base of operations; rather, we will be traversing several miles of hazardous wasteland and making camp in any defendable locations we may stumble upon. I packed all of our needed necessities myself, plotted our air course, and readied the airship. And... (Zooms up right to Weiss' face.) It's Doctor Oobleck. I didn't earn the PhD for fun, thank you very much! (Quickly backs away.)

Weiss looks over at Blake Belladonna, who is equally disturbed. Y/N walks past them and says a few words

Y/N: Trust me when I say this. I had his coffee before and I completely understand why he could go like that. The only thing I don't know is how he isn't dead by now due to the amount of caffeine in his blood stream.

Y/N walks off into a bullhead having only his weapons and a survivor backpack.

Ruby: Well, alrighty, then! Looks like we're going to save the world with Doctor Oooobleck- okay yeah when you say it out loud it sounds worse.

Jaune: Sounds exciting. Where ya going?

Ruby: Oh, just outside the kingdom...

Nora: Hey! So are we!

Pyrrha: Ren and Nora wanted to shadow the sheriff of a nearby village.

Ren: We set out tomorrow.

Neptune: Then you can party with us tonight! We're shadowing a crime specialist. All inner-city detective stuff. We get junior badges.

Y/N (over comms): Warn Neptune and Sun that they shouldn't try impersonating a federal agent because it is illegal and considered a federal offense. Basically they aren't allowed to use the badge with any authority once their week is over, and even then I'm sure those have no power at all.

Ruby (over comms): Okay I'll be sure to warn them that.

After Ruby gives the explanation the rest of the team enters the bullhead. Y/N is simply checking his weapons and calibrating it making sure that it's in proper shape. Each person continues doing their own thing to pass the time.

Yang: Ha! Looks like I win again Ruby!

Ruby: That's no fair! I swear the game freezes on me!

Blake: Can you quiet down? I'm trying to read.

Weiss: (Noticing what Y/N is doing) Aaaaah!
What do you think you're playing with one of those death balls?!

Y/N: Relax. First of all it's a seeker mine, and secondly I remove the explosives off of this one. I use this particular seeker mine to pass the time.

The bullhead arrives at the desolate ruins dropping off Team RWBY, Y/N, and Oobleck. They decide to converse amongst themselves to pass the time.

Oobleck: Besides, given my expertise in the field of history as well as my dabbling in the archaeological surveys, our dear headmaster saw fit to assign me to this particular... assignment!

Weiss: What does history have to do with this?

Oobleck: (Turning sharply on Weiss) Why, what a preposterous question, you silly girl! Why, history is the backbone of our very society! And the liver! Probably the kidneys, if I were to wager.

Y/N: Weiss, have you ever heard a expression saying, "those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it." We study our history as it is of great importance to avoid repeating the past mistakes. Since I can't give an in depth explanation in this context of the ruins I'm sure Dr. Oobleck can clarify.