There was an old gaffer called Matt,
Who offered milk to a stray looking cat.
But, with an upturned nose
Puss said, 'Don't mean to impose,
P'rhaps next time you'll make it nonfat.'
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Matt and the Cat (A Limerick)
There was an old gaffer called Matt,
Who offered milk to a stray looking cat.
But, with an upturned nose
Puss said, 'Don't mean to impose,
P'rhaps next time you'll make it nonfat.'