Getting Fidgety In The Fridge

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"How long have we been here?"

"Five minutes more than the last time you asked."

"I'm so cold. Being cooked was a dream come true. When'll they be back for us?"
"When they're hungry."

"We were so close. Do you remember the others--?"

"I remember."

"Dolloped with hot sauce and gobbled. Why couldn't that have been me? I'm never first to anything. The chicken I grew on was always last to the grain. Why--?"

"Would you wheesht? We're all cold, and we all want to be eaten. Not everything's about you!"

"Oh. Right. So, how long have we been here?"

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