Just The Usual ~ Ianthony

Chapter 4

"WOOH!" I screamed, running down the table and kicking paper cups off as I did. People where laughing and cheering me on. Clearly they were loving my swag. Especially David who was there to witness everything.

Finishing off my fourth beer, I tossed it through an open window, making several people duck in alarm.

What the hell was happening to me. I was never this hyper in front of people. I was always really shy! But now all my social awkwardness seemed to have gone.

"Look at this crazy little kid!" A guy shouted, shouting to his friends. "He's so drunk."

Soon everyone was whooping and enjoying the 'show'

I felt like a famous person!

Somehow my shirt had ended up off and I tossed it into the croud and singing at the top of my lungs 'Baby' by Justin Beiber.

My song choice was on point. What can I say.

Maybe I was a little drunk and a tinsy bit out of control?

My movements were clumsy and careless as I danced to the music, dropping down to a really crappy break dance.

"Look! I'm Link from Zelda!" I yelled with a giggle before picking up a broom in the kitchen corner and wacking it against things, making 'Ya!' noises.

Where was that guy.

"I WANT THAT GUY!"

Wait. I said that out loud? "I want that gu-Mmmf." I slumped against a random stranger, allowing the broom to fall to the floor once I grew bored of playing Link. "Gimme him." I ordered, taking a fistful of the strangers shirt and leaning in close so our noses were pressed together. "You dont understand. He's so ho-"

"Ian!" An obviously pissed off Mari called. She told me an hour ago to not get too drunk because she didn't want to carry me home.

Crap.

"PROTECT ME. IT'S TEAM ROCKET!" I screamed, pointing a dramatic finger at my room mate and giggled, running around the kitchen. Everyone was still amused, watching the scene.

"Ia-" Mari began chasing after me.

"SHE'S GONNA STEAL MY POKEMON! BUT SHE WILL NEVER BEAT MY PIKACH- OOF!" I yelled, unzipping my pants and slamming into something hard, toppling on top of it. I wondered how many times that evening I had done that.

"Woah! What the fu-" The thing below me said in alarm.

I prodded the thing. "Squishy." I giggled, glancing up at him and gasping. That guy.

"THAT GUY! I've missed you so so much!" I exclaimed, giving him a tight squeeze. I'll have to admit, I sort of managed to hump him a bit before Mari tore me off him.

"Nyah! No!" I hissed like an angry cat, clinging onto the sexy mofo below me like a cawala. "He's mine!"

"Who is this gu- oh..." That guy said, laying very still and clearly a little bit bemused by everything. He didn't seem angry though. "He's the boy from the café. David's Café, right?"

"Yeah." Mari replied breathlessly, still trying to rip me off That Guy with all her strength. No way biatch. I wasn't giving up that easy.

"No, Mari!" I shouted. "I absolutely refuse! Don't you dare c*ck block me! My Pikachu deserves all the love and care it can get!" I really had no idea what the hell I was talking about, I was talking complete nonsense.

I heard the sexy brown eyed guy below me, laugh. His laugh was so...perfect.

"What's your name." I whispered, leaning in close to his face. He raised an eyebrow and rolled his eyes with a playful, twinkle in his eyes.

"My name's Ant-" he was cut short.

Mari gave one more ferocious tug and I flew off 'Ant' and back onto Mari.

Damn her!

"Ian, you twat!" She half laughed, looking at me with an expression which told me she was not impressed. "We're leaving. I'm not ever letting you party again. Look at you! You are drunk!" She muttered. "Where's your shirt."

I giggled dreamily and slouched against her. " 'm not drunk! You're just jealous because I'm a better dancer."

"It's F*cking 10:30! You are such a child! You're sh*tfaced already. Now I have to leave early just so you don't do anything stupid back at school." Mari scowled, tossing me my shirt. Rude.

"If I'm a kid..." I sang, putting my shirt on backwards after multiple tries of trying to squeeze my head through the arm holes. "Then you shouldn't be using all that bad language now should you?"

She growled. Haha. I loved annoying people.

Ant laughed from behind me. "Bye, good luck with...him, I guess." He smirked and gave us a subtle wink and jogged back into the crowd of college students.

Damn it. I couldn't tell who he winked at. Bet it was me.

Wooh! New update! I have no idea how people act when they're drunk but I tried to imagine how a young Ian would act xD also I AM NOT TRYING TO ENCOURAGE UNDERAGED DRINKING. Don't do it kids, stay in school ;)