~texts at 3 am~

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Billy Batson:
Beanie baby is online
Beanie baby: What's your greatest fear? I'm doing a project for English.
Y/N: oof probably dying alone or something lol. You?
Beanie baby: dang I was gonna say a cactus but now I just feel stupid

Freddy Freeman:
Y/N: You stink.
Cripple: :(
Y/N: I love you though.
Cripple: :) ily too
Y/N: jk you're musty as hell.
Cripple: :(
Y/N: s m o o c h
Cripple: :)

Shazam!:
Wocky slush: I'm about to piss myself and I can't take off the suit
Y/N: what??
Wocky slush: IT WONT COME OFF
Y/N: Lmao okay piss baby
Wocky slush: ITS NOT WORKING
~about two minutes later~
Wocky slush: okay I made it in time
Y/N: Proud of you, piss baby

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