One-shots

Dabbing Jay

This one might be long when I'm done with it, but it's funny as all hell! 😂

Should I say it was a Discord roleplay between me, ghosty2007 and BlockMaster16YT? 😂

ANYWAYS, here's the funniness.

Third person's P.O.V

It was a regular Tuesday afternoon on the Bounty, where the ninja resided.

Jay was particularly happy that week for some reason. He has been dabbing and doing the whip and nae nae all over the ship all week. (Personally, I think he stole one of Alice's Kickstarts and it hasn't worn off yet 😂)

As he dabbed again on the deck, Cole floated on the deck, joining Kai and Zane, who were already on the deck.

"sTOp daBBinG!" he exclaimed.

Jay turned towards the floating ninja with a straight face, and dabbed twice.

"I am going to beat you to death," Cole threatened after a minute.

"Yeah, I'll join you..." Kai hissed in agreement, lighting one of his fists on fire.

"Please do not do that-" Zane protested. He cut himself off as Jay dabbed five more times.

"Screw it, I'm joining you two," he finished.

Kai grabs Jay's collar in one fist tightly as his other fist was ready to punch the hyperactive blue ninja.

Jay was silent for a few minutes, the three ninja thought he was done, until he dabbed into Kai's elbow of the arm holding him.

Kai's left eye twitched some.

"Dab...one...last...time...I dare you," Kai seethed, not being able to take any more of Jay's nonsense.

Jay went silent, even unmoving.

Alice, Kai's three year younger adopted sister, ran up on the deck. You could immediately tell she was as hyper as Jay was right then.

"SUP, MY DUDES?" she screamed. She then dabbed and ran off, back underneath the deck.

Kai's eye twitches again, but he knows that he will never hurt his family. Jay, on the other hand, was not yet.

"Jay...do it. Go ahead and dab," Kai had a crazy angry look in his eyes as he said that.

Just then, Lloyd had to walk up to the deck and see the crazy.

"Wait, wh-? Kai! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Lloyd yelled.

"Jay won't stop fucking dabbing. I'll make him stop...for his health, isn't that right, Jay?" Kai explained, not caring for his use of language.

Jay chose to not speak and stay silent.

"If he dabs one more time, I'm sending him to the Departed Realm. And not with a curse," Cole added.

"Why am I the only one being threatened?! Ally did it too!" Jay protested.

"Because I'm not going to hurt my sister!" Kai responded hotly.

"Jay, what are you even doing?" Lloyd asked, seeing Jay trying to get out of Kai's strong grip.

"Being threatened," Jay answered simply.

"Well, I can see that," Lloyd said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

"Cole, what are you doing?!" he exclaimed, seeing the ghost ninja walk up towards Jay and Kai.

"I'm about to snap Jay's spine in half like a twig because he won't stop dabbing," Cole answered with a shrug, cracking his knuckles.

"Jay, why were you dabbing in the first place?" Lloyd turned to Jay again, speaking the question on all of their minds.

"I don't know," Jay shrugged. At that point, Lloyd, Cole, and Zane all facepalmed.

"Now, where were we?" Kai asked, turning back to Jay.

"You were threatening me," Jay replied.

"Dab, I dare you," Kai hissed, his grip on Jay getting tighter.

Jay just stays silent.

"Tick tock, Jay," Kai said.

"Wait.....I'm being timed now?! The heck is that logic?" Jay panicked.

"Either dab one more time, or swear on your life to never dab again. That's all you gotta do," Kai said.

"Clock is ticking, Jay," Kai pushed, lowering his fist, still on fire, slowly.

"Okay, fine. I'll stop," Jay relented, just wanting out of Kai's hold on him.

"Good choice. Now, you need to convince Cole not to break your back," Kai let go of Jay's collar, making the fire on his hand go away.

Jay stood still for a second...then dabbed and jumped off of the flying ship.

As he was free falling, he quickly made his dragon and flew.

"JAY, C'MERE!" Kai screams as he follows Jay on his own dragon, both of his hands on fire.

"Eep!" Jay squeaked, flying his dragon down and landing in Scatter Canyon.

There were some rocks he could hide in around him.

Kai spotted him before Jay even had a chance to hide and landed in front of him.

"End of the line, Jay," Kai said, slowly making his way towards Jay.(Hskgjnjxjdjdkdjfd Kai sounding like a fricking murderer. Boiiiiiiiii 😂)

Jay was silent, too shocked to speak. (Eh? Eh? Get it?)

Kai grabs Jay by the collar again, with his free fist ready to strike.

Jay just prepares himself to try and duck the hit.

"Say bye bye to your good looks, Jay," Kai said, preparing to strike.

'Uh oh,' Jay thought, gulping.

Before Kai was halfway into his punch, Zane showed up on the scene and froze Kai in a block of ice on the spot. The hand holding Jay was released, letting him free.

Inside the block of ice, Kai was pissed off. (Kai needs to sign up for anger management 😂)

"I advise you don't harm your own teammate," Zane told Kai.

Jay couldn't move from his spot. He thought....he thought he was gonna die or something.

Zane noticed his expression and walked over and patted Jay's head.

"It's okay, Jay," Zane soothed.

Jay just...physically couldn't move.

That is...until he saw Kai was melting the block of ice from the inside.

His eyes widened dramatically and he zoomed off, his speed rivalling Turner's.

I'mma just, you know, stop this here. Cause it seems like a good stopping point. 😂

Jay is traumatized of Kai now. And that gave me the headcanon that Jay does either the whip or the dab to piss the others off. 😂

Until next time!