Squirrel fight

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Oh hey, look! Squirrel!

Falls to the ground

That was an inside joke, that unfortunately only I remember.

Third person's P.O.V

"Hey, Jay," Kai knocked on the blue ninja's door.

"Yeah?" Jay called from where he was working on something.

"While the others are out......rematch?" Kai smirked.

Jay set down his tools and looked at Kai in confusion. After a moment of silence, he realized what Kai meant and a smile was on his face.

"You're on!" Jay spoke.

"Come hither, my squirrels!" Kai whistled as he ran out of the room to prepare for battle.

"My army, it is time. The time has come for round two," Jay spoke as he dug out a knight helmet, putting it on his head.

Time skip

"So, do you think they did anything productive?" Zane asked the others as they climbed aboard the parked Bounty.

"It's possib-wow, guys. Just......wow," Cole said, starting one sentence and completely disregarding it when he saw the two supposed ninja.

Kai and Jay were in the middle of the deck, fighting with a red pool noodle and a blue bubble wand.

At least three dozen squirrels were all over the deck, maybe four. They were slapping each other, driving some sort of acorn tanks, or catapulting nuts at each other. It was chaos.

"You've got to be kidding me..." Nya breathed in disbelief. Sometimes, she questions whether it was a good idea to date Jay.

Alice facepalmed and shook her head in disappointment.

"All right, guys, battle's over," Cole tried breaking up the weird fight.

Zane mentally took pictures and filmed the spectacle for later, either to embarrass or.......yeah, mostly to embarrass them. Plus, the footage works great for home videos!

"It will never be over until I defeat Kai, the Hair Gel!" Jay exclaimed in protest, pushing against his bubble weapon.

"I won't be defeated by Sir Jay, the Blabbermouth!" Kai retorted, doing the same.

"If you won't break it up by yourselves, then I'll break it up for you," Alice sighed.

"How can you? You're just one person," Kai stated, noting that his sister is just one person.

"First of all, it's 5 people. Second of all-" Alice corrected. After she spoke, she whistled the tune of the Harry Potter theme.

After a moment or so of silence, a pure white bunny - with a small tiara - hopped onto the deck and into her arms. Alice started to pet the bunny's soft, fluffy fur.

"Just one rabbit? What's one rabbit gonna do against our squirrel armies?" Jay mocked, raising an eyebrow.

The two ninja stopped dueling with the noddle and bubble sword by now that Alice got their attention.

"Princess Fluff, call them up," Alice smirked.

The bunny, named Princess Fluff opened her bunny mouth.

No one thought the bunny could talk, as it's impossible for animals to talk, and they just waited for bunny noises.

"Attack!" Princess Fluff hollered.

The 6 other ninja were very surprised that the bunny talked.

Kai and Jay wanted to know especially, to make the squirrel fights 'better' with talking generals.

The one moment when the others were shocked, was all Alice's bunny army needed to get the jump on Kai, Jay, and all the squirrels.

"Oh, is that how it is? I see," Kai said, brandishing his noodle.

"It is I, Alice, the Dreamer, here to stop this madness between you, Kai, the Egotistical, and Sir Jay, the Joker," Alice declared, finally playing along with the stupid just to end the stupid.

Princess Fluff jumped out of her hands, towards the two squirrel generals, Blue and Red.

Alice blocked Kai's noodle strike with her pink blowup hammer.

"Quick thinking, sis," Kai complimented.

"Thanks," Alice smiled.

Now, the fight was two against one. Jay and Kai teamed up to defeat Alice, the same goes for the animals.

"Should we stop them?" Cole questioned.

"Don't. This is great," Zane chuckled, still recording.

Alice jumped and flipped over Kai and hit him in the side with her blowup hammer.

"I've been hit!" Kai dramatically yelled.

"Baby," Jay snorted, blocking Alice's strike towards him.

Kai gave him an expressionless look, slightly kicking Jay in the back. Jay stumbled and fell on top of Alice, both falling to the floor.

"What was that for?!" Jay pouted, getting up from the top of Alice. He helped her up too, cause he's a gentleman.

"You know what that was for," Kai said.

Jay pounced on Kai and both ninja fell on the deck. They rolled and wrestled.

The rest of the fighting stopped, watching the two immature ninja.

Princess Fluff jumped back into Alice's arms and the bunny army hopped off the Bounty, vanishing from their sight.

"What is going on up here?" Sensei Wu walked up to the deck, stopping in the doorway.

"Sensei," Cole, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya bowed to their Sensei. Alice bowed her head without smashing her bunny friend.

Sensei Wu took one look at Kai and Jay and frowned, then vanished again below deck.

"Tell me he's not doing-" Lloyd groaned.

Sensei Wu cut Lloyd off, coming back up on the deck with Pedro. Pedro jumped down from his arms, and electrified himself when he saw Kai and Jay.

Pedro ran up to the two and began shooting them with lightning.

"OW! OW OW OW!" the two shouted as they got electrocuted.

"Okay, okay! We're done!" they ran away from the demon chicken.

Zane whistled and Pedro ran into Zane's arms. Zane began to pet the chicken.

"Chicken kiss-up," Lloyd coughed. Pedro glared at him and the other ninja laughed.

I first started writing this months ago. Now, I finally somewhat finished the thing!

Until next time!

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