"We should get you drunk more often boo" Roman winked and laughed
Patton burst out laughing
"BAD ROMAN, NO!"
Roman wiggled his eyebrows and winked
"NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT! PATTON YOU'RE THE DAD STOP HIM!" Virgil said turning tomato red
"Shush children. I don't know what your talking about, but shush. NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DATE!"
"Yes please do!" Virgil said excited to change the subject and to hear about his date
Patton told them about the date in great detail. Explaining each cute thing Logan had done or said. He talked about the great conversations they had and how good the food was. How Logan kept checking on him to make sure he was having a good time and paid for their meals afterwards.
"Yay!" Virgil squealed and smiled
Roman smiled and did tiny claps
"I'm so excitedddddddd"
Virgil squealed and Patton poured himself some wine. Roman didn't feel like it and Virgil didn't want to get drunk. Patton ended up getting tipsy and Virgil noticed.
"Hey Pat? No more" Virgil took the wine away from him
"Whaaaaaaat? Whyyyyyyy?"
"Your getting drunk"
"Who caressssssssss?" Patton hiccuped
"Me"
"Ughhhhhhhhhhhh your sooooooooo boringggggggg"
"Mhmm"
Patton grabbed his coat and wallet and started walking towards the door
"I guess I'm just going to have to goooooo outttttttt"
Virgil rushed to the door and blocked it.
"Nope! Roman help"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Make sure he doesn't leave"
"Heyyyyyy Patttttt" Roman asked, acting drunk
"Whaaatttt?"
"Wannaaaaaaaa hang out hereeeeee? And eat COOKIESSSSSSS"
"Yessss" Patton hiccuped
'Thanks' Virgil mouthed to Roman. They walked back into the kitchen and Roman and Patton shoveled cookies in their mouths. Patton stopped eating and held his stomach.
"I don't feel goooooood"
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Cookies And Wine
FanfictionRoman and Virgil, two complete strangers, meet at a bar by pure luck. After a drunken Roman convinces Virgil to drive him home, Virgil learns something about Roman he was definitely not meant to know. The two go on a mission to bring justice to the...
