"I don't know if this would work or not, but if Roman doesn't get drunk, but goes back to his apartment acting like it then the roommate tries to do something and Roman says no, but the roommate continues to do it anyway, YET we stop him from doing anything and we could be secretly recording everything on camera for evidence. So… wouldn't that be attempt at rape or something? I dunno this is probably a stupid idea, but ya know. It's all I got" Patton shrugged it off like it was nothing
"Patton that's amazing!"
"Really!?"
"Yeah!"
"We just need to figure out how to record it all. Roman knows how to act drunk and all of that stuff, but how do we record it?"
"We could sneak through his bedroom window, crack the door and record it from there"
"When do we do this spy mission?"
"Well it depends, Roman may not want to do it"
"Let's go ask him!"
Patton ran out into the living room Virgil close behind.
"Roman, can you wake up kiddo?" Patton said in a gentle voice
Roman shook awake and stood up
"Yes?" He asked sleepily
"Me and Virgil came up with an idea on how to bust that meanie roommate of yours"
"Oh, ok. So what's the idea?" Roman asked followed shortly be a yawn
Patton turned to Virgil.
"EXpLaIn plEaSe"
Virgil explained their idea and made it VERY clear they wouldn't let anything happen to him. Roman was worried, he trusted them, but so many things could go wrong. What if they didn't hop out in time, what if they didn't get it on video, what if his roommate knew he was faking, what if his roommate hurt Virgil or Patton?!
"Ok…" Roman agreed
Even though he was nervous he knew it was for the best.
"Are you sure?" Virgil asked
"Yeah I'm just a little worried, but It's ok"
"We won't let anything happen"
"I know… it's just a little nerve wracking, but it's ok. When do we do this?"
"Whenever you want" Virgil said shrugging
"Can we do it tomorrow? I'm a little tired" Roman sighed
"Ok" Virgil nods
"Whenever is fine, I just want to get that sucker out of my damn life"
Patton squealed and smiled
"It's my job to hum the Pink Panther music!"
Roman smiled and Virgil giggled at Patton's request.
"Let's do this" Virgil said
"Ok" Roman smiled
"Yahoo! Ok! Let's kick this dudes butt!" Patton giggled.
Patton then got deadly serious
"No one messes with my kiddos" Patton said as intimidating as he could be which was not at all.
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Cookies And Wine
FanfictionRoman and Virgil, two complete strangers, meet at a bar by pure luck. After a drunken Roman convinces Virgil to drive him home, Virgil learns something about Roman he was definitely not meant to know. The two go on a mission to bring justice to the...
