Peter Parker Oneshots

Peter Meets Pietro

This is happening. Okay. Might take me a while and I might be up late again tonight. I'll tell you when it's like 2AM and I'm still writing. This is why my teachers think I'm a failure. Anyway. I wanted to say thanks for 300 (now it's 500) reads/views/whatever the hell they're called. I'm sleep deprived. I never expected to get that many.

In this, Wanda and Pietro are 18 and Peter's 15

Requested by @MSAMS123456AB (I think I got that right)

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Peter slowly got to meet all the Avengers. His dad didn't want to overwhelm him by letting him meet them all at once, so he let each of them get a day with them. He was closest with Mr. Clint, Ms. Natasha and Wanda. Today was his day with Wanda and she was telling him all about her twin, who he'd be meeting the next day.

"He's energetic and sassy like you, but also nice. You'll either love him or hate him. There isn't an in between." She said. It was late at night and he was sad their day was coming to an end, but at the same time excited for the next day. He nodded along with everything she was saying until she started running her hands through his hair, practically lulling him to sleep.

The next morning he was woken up by a familiar tingle on the back of his neck, warning him of potential danger. He rolled out of bed and went to the kitchen, slightly on alert, only to run into a teen a little older than he was with silver dyed hair.

"Sorry" he said shyly, making the other teen laugh.

"It's alright. You're Peter, right?" The guy asked. Peter nodded. "I'm Pietro, Wanda's brother." The teen, which he now knew was Pietro, said. Peter grinned.

"Wanda told me a lot about you" he said cheerfully, making Pietro grin. "Wanna go raid the kitchen of all the good snacks?" He asked. The older teen nodded and the two ran to the kitchen, Pietro not using his speed so he wouldn't any of the fun for Peter, even though Peter was pretty fast anyway.

After having breakfast, which consisted of waffles, Froot Loops, blueberries, chocolate ice cream, pancakes and syrup all stacked on top of each other, they decided to start pulling pranks on the Avengers that were in the tower. They set off to get their list of people to prank and who to not prank and their supplies before sneaking to the vents. Since Peter wasn't used to having the Avengers in the Tower, he was definitely startled by seeing Clint in the vents, chilling in what looked like a man cave. Clint looked over at them and grinned.

"Heya Pete! Hi Speedy! Whatcha got there?" He said and snatched the list. His eyes widened, "you guys were going to do pranks without me?!" He screeched. Peter quickly shushed him.

"Someone's going to hear you!" He whisper-yelled. Clint gave him a sad face "Fine. Just, come along and help us distract the people we're pranking." He said. The man-child grinned.

The List:

People To Prank:
Tony Stark
Steve Rogers
Thor
Scott Lang
Wanda Maximoff
Pepper Potts???

People Who Will Kill Us If We Prank Them Or Will Cry Or Are Just No Fun To Prank:
Natasha Romanoff
Bruce Banner
Loki
Vision
Pepper Potts???

They got to work, starting with Tony and Steve. It was a known fact that Tony hated tea with a passion, so they switched his coffee with tea any time he'd make a pot of it, or they'd put salt in his coffee whenever Clint would be talking to him. With Steve, they replaced his watercolor paint with invisible ink while he explained how to make cookies to Clint, so whenever he tried to paint something, it would disappear. Since invisible ink was uncommon in the 40's, Steve freaked out for a little while before finally realizing what had happened and got out his acrylics, but not before yelling out "HAHA VERY FUNNY YOU THREE". How he knew that it was them and that there were three of them? Peter had no idea. It was creepy.

Next was Thor. They had all heard of the snake story with Loki, so they filled his room with some rubber snakes and one real one (that happened to know how to carry a knife) while he was asleep, resulting in a high pitched scream when he woke up.

For Scott they put a bunch of plastic fake ants on the floor and around him while Clint distracted him so when he tried to make them move, they wouldn't. This caused him to think he lost control over his ant colonies and freak out about some stuff for a good half hour.

With Wanda, they didn't know what to do for a while, so they played a game on her. Whenever she'd enter a room, they'd stand frozen and stare at her until she left for another room, then Pietro would quickly bring them to that room before she got in and they'd do the same thing again. They wouldn't move at all, only their eyes and it weirded her out. This went on for almost and hour before she freaked out and went to her room.

They didn't know if Pepper would kill them or not so they decided to play it safe and do something small, and put a can of pepper spray on her desk, along with a variety of peppers. She laughed when she saw it.

Clint begged them to do one more. On Natasha. He pleaded for an hour before they gave in. She was drinking a can of soda, so while she wasn't paying attention, Pietro slipped a sleeping drug in it. When she fell asleep, they bleached the tips of her hair and washed it off after half an hour (It looked like it did in endgame, but really poorly done). When she woke up she didn't even notice it. Not until she ran into Steve who mentioned it. She played it off and went to a mirror to check it, then went to her room. When she came back out it looked a lot better and she just calmly went into Steve's room before sending Clint a dirty glare.

At dinner, everything was back to normal, except Natasha's hair, and now she and Steve were covered in smears of paint.

"Hope you two had fun today" Tony muttered to Peter and Pietro, not even half awake. The two grinned.

"We sure did" Pietro said before finishing up his food and speeding off before someone killed him for the pranks. No one would hurt peter because he's baby.

"Ms. Romanoff, Mr. Rogers, how's your project going?" Peter asked. Steve and Nat looked up and smiled at him.

"It's going good. We got another wall painted today. Steve wanted pastel colors on this one, so we did light gray, light blue, pastel yellow, and a bit of light red." Natasha said. They were painting his room but also doing designs with masking tape (do you know what I'm talking about?).

"That's good. Anyways it's late and I don't wanna get killed yet so I'm gonna head to bed. Bye" he said and grabbed his plate, put it in the sink and ran off quickly. The group laughed and continued eating.

As Peter went to bed, he thought about how much fun he and Pietro had that day. He was glad he got to meet the other teen and his twin and was happy to have become friends with them. As he slept, his dreams were filled with adventures with him, Pietro and Wanda.

The end

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Ok I know that wasn't the best and I know it was late and I'm sorry. Please request more stuff, but when you do, give it a bit of depth instead of just 'Peter as a Model' or something like that because I'm not creative, and coming up with a good plot isn't very easy or fun for me. I hope you enjoyed this and have a good day. Bye.