Sal ends up coming back crying because his grandma tried to get with him so they can never talk again. My birthday rolls around and Sal gets high and cums all over the cake but Cooper still eats it. While we all cry from laughing. Cooper finally takes faith on a date. It a picnic they sit there in the street Laying down and faith asks "what do we do if a car comes"
Cooper says "we die" right then a truck honks and faith gets ran over she goes to the hospital and has boob shrinking disease. Cooper laughs while faith cries. A man comes up to them starts throwing up and hands them 100$ dollars and says they won suddenly they have a chance of getting 10,000,000$ for fuckin on the spot but they don't then Cade and Tyerra show up and do it but it was all a scam and they get famous on a Chinese porn sight call "Ching Chong cum on meh rum" they only get paid 10 dollars. But of course they don't care.
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A college romance
Diversosthese kids party hard but don't work hard they just party and smoke wed drink and sometimes show up to class.
