I wake up to the sound of sal getting gang raped. But he seems to be liking it so its not really rape. Suddenly an alarm goes off that we got new prisoners. ITS MY FREAKING MOM. SHE GOT CAUGHT BEING A PROSTITUTE. I always saw it coming. So it's not a big deal until she starts flirting with sal and they fuck all the time now. BOOM GUNSHOTS HAVE BEEN HEARD. SUDDENLY CADE COOPER TYERRA AND FAITH BUDT IN JAIL TO RESCUE ME. Then they get tased and knocked out for 3 hours they go to jail to so now we're all here. Now we're the badasses of the jail. It's us vs the world. We loose. we get jumped the first day. Cade and Tyerra have a threesome with some hermanphodite. And get got and get 2 more years. Sal ends up digging a tunnel out with his big wienner. THAT HE GOT FROM LUNCH YOU SICKO.
Just kidding he Auctally did use his penis. Somehow it worked now we're wanted by the fbi. But that's a story for a different time and that kids is how I met your mother. Just kidding I don't have kids they suck.
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A college romance
De Todothese kids party hard but don't work hard they just party and smoke wed drink and sometimes show up to class.
