Halloween Stuff

(Pt I) Haunted House

Takes Place; Darker Then He Seems Universe (my Pride!Roman Sanders Sides Story); just after the split between Light and Dark

You don't have to read my story to make sense of this, but I'd still recomend it

Tw; Remus, Sympathetic Deceit, Exploiting Fear, Blood, Slight gore, Cursing, Remus typical shit, Depression (my oc), and Paranoia!Virgil/Orange Side!Virgil, Spiders, Screams, Panic Attacks, Sleep Deprivation, Mentions of Alchohol, let me know if I need to add more

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Depression, or Deirdre-most people used his name rather then his title-was trying to stay awake as Nightmare Before Christmas played on the television, but to no avail. As the quiet trait slowly drifted off into the comforting clutches of sleep, Remus came in and shouted, "DEIRDRE, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR OLD CASKET, THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!!!"

"Holy shit!" Deirdre yelped and jumped up onto the arm of the couch, Remus' morning star having barely missed him. "Remus, what the fuck?"

"THIS IS IMPORTANT!"

"YOU'RE ASKING LIKE I HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE VIRGIL PUT THE DAMN THING! Trust me, that thing is way more comfortable then an actual bed! Jesus Christ." Deirdre attempted to rub the sleep out of his eyes and stufffed his hands in the pocket of his baggy sweatshirt. "It's fucking freezing in here, at least our old coffin was warm."

"You know an easy way to make a fire is to stuff metal in a microwave. Trust me it works!"

Deirdre stared at Remus for a solid minute before replying with, "Not even gonna ask." Deirdre got off the couch and headed for one of the closest kitchens to make another cup of coffee. "But I will ask why you need our old coffin." Remus followed the other side into the other room.

"Well, Roman and I thought it'd be a fun idea to prank the 'Light Sides' for Halloween!! We're gonna-"

"Don't care, I'm in."

"I didn't even explain the plan yet-"

"I'm running on eight cups of coffee, a bottle of whiskey, a shot of tequilla, sleep deprivation, and three five-hour-energy drinks, no food, and that's just within the last hour. I don't think you need to explain."

"Are you okay??"

"Says the embodiment of intrusive thoughts."

"I'm really just asking cause Dee said that drinking a lot of five-hour-energy drinks is 'bad for your health' or whatever," Remus stated, using finger quotes.

"Well, I won't deny that," Deirdre admitted, taking a huge gulp of coffee, then fishing out something in the fridge. He grabbed another five-hour-energy drink, opened it, and smiled. "But if I die, then thank fucking Christ, I hate my life anyway." And Deirdre downed his fourth five-hour-energy drink in barely two gulps, immediately taking another giant gulp of coffee afterwards.

Virgil came down with his small army of pet spiders while Roman was decorating with real skeletons (that he probably got from Remus' closet) sighed. "Roman, you're extra as fuck."

"Says the one with an army of spiders at their every whim." The prideful side turned to look at his companion. "Omygods you look fucking adorable!!"

"Do you ever shut your mouth!?!" Virgil wasn't even in his costume yet. He was just in his new outfit; an orange and black long sleeve shirt, and black jeans, plus some orange boots. He was wearing his necklace, a gift. Just like Pride was wearing the black and iron crown he received when the split happened.