Halloween Stuff

(Pt III) Trick Or Treat

Takes Place; Bad End Friends Universe

Includes: Birthday!Mable, Bipper, Beast!Wirt, Ice Finn, Mewberty!Star, and Demon!Marco

TW: Blood, Mentions/Implied Death, Mentioned Attempt at Demon Summoning, Cursing, Let me know if I missed something

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It was October 31, and the Bad End Friends were hosting the wildest Halloween Party you could have with a dream demon in a teenagers body, a human turned demon, a Mewman turned basically into a Yandere, an insane teen girl who gave up on humanity a while ago, a kid with the power of winter, and the only semi-responsible person there. Yeah, it was hectic. But fun hectic. At least, in Bipper's eyes it was fun. Wirt was the one handing out candy to those who ventured to their house, and Mable was busy making cupcakes with Ice Finn.

"And then, once they're all cool," Mable was saying, "you place a stick of dynamite in them, for an extra little surprise!!" Mable shoved a stick of TNT into her perfectly frosted cupcake.

"But who would eat them?" Ice Finn asked, slightly concerned about the sanity of someone who would eat dynamite filled cupcakes.

"I'll show you! HEY BIPPER!! CATCH!!!" Mable lit the dynamite and threw the cupcake at Bipper, who caught it. Bipper took a bite, and gave a crazed smile.

"Nitroglycerin-y!"

"That would be the nitroglycerin!" Bipper laughed and continued to eat the explosive cupcake. Ice Finn was right... He should have doubted the sanity of somebody who would eat that cupcake.

Star and Marco where in the backround playing cards. They were betting for the soul of some mortal girl Star caught flirting with Marco. While Star didn't have demonic powers like Marco, and therfore couldn't technically harvest a soul, she'd just give her over to Wirt.

"Hmm... Do you have any ten's?" Marco asked, eyeing the Butterfly.

"Uh, Go Fish."

"Oh, fuck you!"

"Please do~"

Wirt sighed and looked at his lantern. "Wanna go turn more trees into oil, Gregory? Okay let's go." Wirt began out the back door, before sighing and shouting, "If the doorbell rings, open the door, be nice, and give the kids candy for crying out loud!!"

"Will do, Beasty!" Bipper said. He had somehow found his way onto the chandelier and was hanging upside down. He had blood on his face and arms, but Wirt didn't want to question it. He sighed, nodded, and walked out.

Before he left though, he said, "Ice Finn's in charge." And he was gone.

"Oh come on!" Bipper yelled.

"Why me..."

The next time the doorbell rang, Bipper said he'd get it. Ice Finn was too busy keeping Mable from stabbing Star, because Star tried to eat her cake presumably, to keep Bipper away from the door. Meanwhile, Marco was just watching the chaos unfold.

Bipper opened the door with a wide smile on his face. "HELLO!" He was covered in blood, had a few forks, and a butter knife, in his skin and the kids were only about four or five. The children screamed and cried, and ran, the teenagers looking after them running after them to collect them.

"Guess they didn't want the treat," Bipper said, and closed the door.

When Wirt got back, he didn't even want to know, but.... "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN THE HOUSE DOWN WHEN ICE FINN WAS IN CHARGE?!"

"I was tryna summon Satan," Dipper said. "It didn't work because somebody failed to deliver a human sacrifice!"

"I was busy!" Mable said.

"Did you at least save something from the fire?!"

"My crown!!!" Ice Finn said.

"The whiskey!" Bipper mentioned, holding up a liquor bottle.

"My knives, sweaters, and baking supplies!" Mable said proudly.

"The tarot cards," Star shrugged.

"My insanity," Marco said, rolling his eyes.

"I prefer you, Greg," Wirt said, talking to his lantern again.

WELL THAT WAS FUN! I had fun writing it, honestly. But that was also kinda weird. I'll shut up now. Remember; REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, AND BE SAFE, GUYS, GALS, AND NONBINARY PALS!!! 😈✌PEACE OUT!!✌😈