Halloween Stuff

(Pt VII) Chaos Cafe

Takes Place; Gravity Falls Billdip Coffee Shop Au

DIPPER

I walked into my favorite coffee shop. Not because it was decorated like a cryptid ran it year round, and not just on Halloween, but because the barista was hot. And the coffe was good. Besides, it was usually quiet and I could work in peace. Unlike at home with Mable, or some other places.

I sat down at a table near the front, and opened my laptop. I was totally working, not staring at the barista. You can't judge me.

BILL

Why did I agree to opening this cafe again...? Oh right, because I wanted to meet cute people I could flirt with like in all the fanfiction I read! Will only agreed to this because he needed to be more social. Granted, he really only makes the coffee and the food because one; he can actually cook things beyond microwave ramen and two; he has social anxiety.

Hardly any people come here so it's boring! But there is one person who's a regular. I'm pretty sure he goes by Dipper, and I've memorized his order. That's not creepy, I'm not creepy! But when he walked in today I smiled widly. "Will!! It's that Dipper kid again!!" I yelled to my brother, hile he was baking sugar cookies.

"Th- the one you have an un- undying crush on?"

"Yep! Can you make his coffee pretty pretty please?"

Will sighed. "What's his order again? Unlike you, I don't go me- memorizing strangers orders because I think they're c- cute."

"I don't do that!"

"J- just give me the order, d- dammit."

"Caramel iced moca, a triple shot of espresso, and an extra spoonful of sugar."

Will sighed. "Coming right up. Y- You owe me."

"Yes I do, and I plan to set you up with someone as payment."

"N- Noo!"

"To bad."

DIPPER

Now I was actually working, this chapter has to be finished, and edited, by tomorrow night and I think I've procrastinated finishing the editing long enough. Seriously, I could've finsihed this last week.

I yawned, and decided that once I finished the chapter that I'll get a coffee. Coffee is my life force.

"HERE YOU GO!" I jumped at a new voice, and looked, to see the hot barista standing with a drink in hand, smiling awkardly. "Sorry, did I scare you?"

"No, no, I was just kinda, in the zone, y'know?"

"Uh, yeah, kinda, anyway,  here's your coffee." He handed me the drink.

"Thanks, but I didn't order? Are you like, psyichic?"

"No... Will's the psyichic one. I've just got your order memorized. That's not weird is it?"

I chuckled. "No, it's not weird. Oh, I never cuaght your name?"

"Well, I'm afraid I didn't through it!" the hot barista winked.

"I can't just keep calling you 'hot barista', though," I smirked. "Unless you're fine with that?"

"Oh, I couldn't care less either way, cutie~."

I rolled my eyes and looked at his name tag. "'Bill Cipher'? That's an intersting name."

"Everything about me is intersting. When my shifts over, do you wanna go out somewhere?"

I blushed. "Are you asking me out, cause if so, the answer's yes."

"Good, see when my shifts over. See ya hot stuff!" Bill walked away.

HolyshitIhaveadatewithahotguyyes!!!!

I'll end it there. Hope you enjoyed, Guys, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals! 😈✌Peace Out!✌😈