Between The Yees And The Haws

Yee Yee

Name: Yee Yee
Age: 28
Occupation: Prostitute
Created By/Modeled After: Rachel Silzle

"So who else knows about it?" Yee Yee asked impatiently.

"Just those three, I swear it." Edward told her. Yee Yee tapped her foot.

"Sally ain't gonna be happy about this."

"Sally ain't gotta know."

"Cletus ain't gonna keep his trap shut. His stupid ass is too in love with you to leave this fuck alone." She said, earning a scowl from Edward.

"Shut the fuck up. He ain't in love with me. And if he is, I ain't." Edward folded his arms. Yee Yee shrugged.

"Well either way, I think you and Sally are fucked." She said.

"Thanks for your support, Yee." He said quietly. She chuckled.

"Good luck, partner." She gave Edward a salute as he stepped down her porch. He gave her a nod and she shut the door.

   Yee Yee collapsed on her couch, stressed out and tired. She thought about how much she liked to complain about how boring Buckleton was, and how ironic it was that she seemed to miss the lack of action.

   With a famous outlaw now running around, she couldn't help but hope this all blows over and Sally and Edward don't actually go through with their plan. Things could go wrong so easily, and she didn't want to be involved if they did.

There was a knock at her door. She groaned, getting up from the couch. She made her way to the front door and opened it. Edward better have something important to say.

"I swear, Edward, if you-" she stopped, taking in the people in front of her. "Shit, sorry. Thought you was Edward." She chuckled. West laughed.

"Nah, I saw him headin' home." West told her. Next to him was someone who looked like they were in pretty rough shape. "You know Clay, right?"

"No, I don't believe I do." Yee Yee said. She held out her hand. "Yee Yee."

"Clay Shufflebottom." The person in front of her gave her a small smile as they shook her hand.

"What are y'all doin' here?" Yee Yee asked them.

"Clay was wonderin' if it was okay that they was sleepin' in your yard. They realized they ain't ever met ya." West explained. "I told them I didn't think you'd mind, but it'd be best to check in with her anyways."

"Well a 'course it's alright. But you ain't need to sleep in the yard, partner! Come in." She told Clay warmly. Clay shook their head.

"Oh no no, ma'am. I ain't tryna impose."

"Nonsense! Get in here, buddy!" Yee Yee smiled. Clay couldn't help but beam at her. They walked in. West smiled and started to leave. "You ain't gonna stick around, partner?" Yee Yee asked him. He shrugged.

"I ain't know I was invited." He chuckled.

"Well a 'course ya are. The more the merrier, I reckon."

"No, I just mean... 'cause I didn't know if you talk to your...old clients. And shit like that." West said, shuffling his feet. Yee Yee motioned for him to come inside.

"If I ain't talkin' to any old clients I wouldn't be talkin' to every single townsperson in Buckleton." Yee Yee chuckled. West smiled and entered her house.

   Clay stood by the couch, not sure if they could sit. Yee Yee nodded at them and they took a seat. West sat on an arm chair next to the couch, with Yee Yee plopping down next to Clay.