Between The Yees And The Haws

Sally Elizabeth

Name: Sally Elizabeth
Age: 31
Occupation: Bounty Hunter
Created By/Modeled After: Mia Marcozzi

Of course she wanted to see if Saddle really lived up to the hype. Leigh-Anne Hufflesticks seemed over the moon about this woman's abilities. But that wasn't why she was here. She didn't want to tell Moonshine in fear that he would worry. Sally tended to get herself in her fair share of danger, hunting outlaws to make her living.

This time was no different. This time, it was dangerous. But this time, she had resources and a plan. She had been mapping this particular outlaw for months, and she finally knew where his next stop would be - Buckleton.

Sanjay was just like every other outlaw Sally had come across. He was bold and dangerous, but predictable. The bounty on him was $250,000. She knew this wasn't one to let go. But her plan should be flawless.

In order for her plan to work, she needed to know how to seduce Sanjay in the first place. Sally was a nice Catholic gal and had absolutely no experience in that field. So Leigh-Anne suggested she take advice from one of the town whores, Abigail or Yee Yee. She decided it was time to spring her plan into action.

"Do you by any chance know Abigail Rider or Yee Yee...um..."

"It's just Yee Yee. She don't got a last name, I don't think." Vanilla smiled. "Why? You don't seem like the type of gal to buy-"

"Oh Lord, no! I don't want any of their services, I have a friend who thinks they can help me with something."

"Well, Abigail don't live too far from here. Yee Yee lives near West Bennettson, over by the store in the town square?" She told Sally. "What could those ladies help you with?"

"Oh, nothin' important, really. Just some things about some makeup stores in other towns. I noticed they wear quite a lot." Sally smiled. "There ain't that many women in this town, are there?"

"No there really aren't. You got me, Abigail, Yee Yee, Vivian, Saddle, and Leigh-Anne Hufflesticks. She just moved here from-"

"West Town. Yes, I know. I live there. She's a very good friend of mine. She had to leave because of a family issue."

"Yeah well...that's pretty much it. Although it's not a very big town to begin with."

"It's cozy, though."

"I guess that's a nice way of putting it." Vanilla smiled. "How long are you stayin' in town?"

"I don't know, to be honest." She sighed. "I'll have to wait and see."

"Well, I live by the old Christian church if you need me. Just give me a holler."

"Ain't you...Jewish?" Sally asked. Vanilla laughed.

"Ironic, ain't it?"

Sally decided to go to Yee Yee, since she knew exactly which house was hers. It was the one with the big sign on the door that read YEE YEE LIVES HERE.

She knocked on the door. Waited. Then knocked again. She came face to face with a woman in sparkly eyeshadow and a cable-knit sweater. Her outfit didn't really scream "town whore", at least not to Sally. She smiled.

"Are you Yee Yee?"

"Who's askin'?" The woman asked her. Sally held out her hand.

"Sally Elizabeth, bounty hunter." Yee Yee shook her hand.

"So you some kind of snitch, then?"

"I'd prefer not to be called that. You make your money one way and I make mine another."

"Fair enough. Whatchu want with me?" Yee Yee said, raising her eyebrow.

"I need your help. Coachin' me, if you will." Sally pleaded. "I have a plan to catch Sanjay."

"Sanjay? Good luck." Yee Yee laughed. "Guy's been under the radar for years."

"My plan is to seduce him, then turn him in once he's asleep. It's simple, but it can work." She explained. Yee Yee choked back a laugh.

"You? Seduce him?" She asked Sally. Sally couldn't help but be offended. She must have showed it because the next thing Yee Yee said was, "not your looks or anything, that's not the problem. It's just, uh...you might wanna find someone else to do it. You're not exactly his type."

"Well what's his type?" Sally asked her impatiently. Yee Yee looked over her shoulder at the person walking the dirt trail behind them.

"Hey partner! You think you can do us a favor?" Yee Yee called. Sally turned around to see who she was talking to.

"Depends, what do ya need?" The man asked. Yee Yee turned to Sally, smiling.

"This here is Edward, the town mapmaker." She said. "I think he's just the guy you need."