Between The Yees And The Haws

Vivian Waitress

Name: Vivian Waitress
Age: 25
Occupation: Waitress
Created By/Modeled After: Mel Vaughan (who is also the snazzy author of this gay ass shit)

"We know you're in there, Red!" Cletus called, banging on Vivian's door. She chuckled.

"Alright, alright. Hush." She opened the door to face her friends. "What the hell you doin' here so early in the mornin' anyway?"

"So now it's a crime to come give ya a visit?" Edward laughed, elbowing her in the chest.

"Careful, fucker. You almost hit my tit." She said, holding her chest. She opened the door wider for the boys to walk in.

"It's what I was aimin' for." Edward chuckled as he walked inside.

"You know, I'd really be upset if you weren't a homo." She led Cletus and Montgomery inside after Edward.

"Oh good Lord, don't start him on that Viv." Montgomery said, rolling his eyes. "Guy swears he ain't."

"That's because I ain't, goddammit!" He kicked Montgomery in the shin.

"Lay off him, Mont." Cletus turned to Vivian. "What are you up to this mornin'? You have yourself all put together and it ain't even noon yet."

"I got a shift at 11:00." She shrugged. "Which also means y'all can't visit for long."

"Aw, why you gotta be such a fun killer, Vivie?" Edward nudged her. She rolled her eyes at the nickname. Edward was the only one who she let call her "Vivie", but she still never took a liking to the name.

   Edward was Vivian's childhood friend, and although they adapted different personalities as time went on, they still remained close. Edward introduced Cletus to Vivian, and Cletus introduced his best buddy Montgomery to the both of them. Although Cletus and Montgomery were quite the opposite of Vivian, with their loud and abrasive personalities, she found good company in them.

"How long's your shift?" Montgomery asked her. She shrugged.

"However long they need me, I reckon. Moonshine's good at makin' drinks, but that boy's clumsy as hell when it comes to servin'. To say we're short staffed would be a hell of an understatement."

"Ain't you ever get tired?" Edward asked, giving her a pat on the head. She swatted his hand away.

"Christ almighty, 'course I get tired!" She told him. "But I gotta make a livin' somehow, don't I?"

"Fair enough." Edward said. He turned to Cletus, who seemed to have been staring at him the whole time. Edward cleared his throat, startling Cletus. "You got somethin' you wanna say or you just gonna sit there starin' at me?" Edward said to him.

"Nah, it's nothin'. Just..." Cletus took a deep breath. "Nevermind. Maybe later. I wanna have this conversation just with you." He said quietly. "If that's alright."

"No, it ain't alright." Edward chuckled. "Anythin' you gotta say to me you can say in front of Viv and Mont." He said, gesturing to the man and woman beside him.

"Really, Ed, it's alright. We can give y'all some privacy if it's that important to him." Vivian smiled.

"No, it ain't that important, damn it!" Cletus huffed. "It's just...who was that guy?"

"What are you blabberin' about, partner?" Edward asked.

"The guy you was with. Just a few minutes ago. Out on the trail."

"I know, I know who it was!" Montgomery said eagerly. "You ain't recognize him?"

"I recognize that damn name. Sanjay." Cletus thought for a minute to himself.