This was supposed to be serious but it's probably gonna end up as a crack-fic, but it's pretty gay ngl. If u wanna request something I do anything besides the forbidden ship, although I'd probably never get round to it bc I am the king of procrastin...
The sight of freshly murdered bodies. Yum. I just killed a bunch of random strangers because I'm bored and Deceit is busy, so I had nothing else to do. I got back to my room and cleaned up everything including myself. After that mess, I was in my room watching K-12 for the 15th time... I just love that movie and all of the songs are bops- a h. "I have nothing to do! Why does Dee have to be busy with work? Why, Damien?" I asked my teddy bear that everyone but Deceit calls 'disturbing'.
(Damien ⬇️)
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3rd person:
'Dont worry Re, he'll hang out with you when he's done with whatever he's doing!' Damien said to Remus in their imaginary conversation. He used talking to Damian as a way to vent things he doesn't want to tell anyone but needs to get out of his system. "Yeah. But hes not gonna return my feelings. I know he won't." 'Don't say that, he's an accepting guy and hey, lemme tell you something that happened yesterday. While you were out having a fight with Roman, he came in and watched k-12... I think he was looking at the outfits or something I'm not sure... but I'm pretty sure that he was planning on making an outfit based on it. All I could see on the thing he was making notes on was your name with, I think, a little heart next to it. My eyesight has shot it though, so I couldn't see much... and he was right infront of me and I cant move so that didn't help.'
Remus' face was red and he was smiling like a fool. "I love him so much... it's a pity he doesn't get the flirty jokes." 'Well if he did get them and he made a flirty response back, it would make you worse if that's possible at this point.' "Yeah, at least I'm not that in love with him to the point I cant talk to him without going to kiss him or my face looking like I've put it in red paint." '... you're like that whenever he's around and he's not looking Re. You're really gay for him. Wow.' Remus grabbed his diary out of the one draw that he keeps locked and drew a snake and an octopus that looked like him and Deceit snuggling with each other on a fresh page. He looked at the drawing for a minute and added cute hearts to fill the void that was the background.
While he was writing 'R + D' above the picture, Deceit came into Remus' room. "Hey Remus, have you got a second?" He asked.
Remus:
Oh shit. I cant let him see my fucking dairy! It's literally full of stories about me and him being together and fucking. That's just gonna give him the creeps.... or it might actually turn him on and he'll have to fuck me... I bet he's even hotter naked.... but what I wanna know is how is he that hot- "Re? Are you dead?" I was snapped out from me thinking about him and his incredibly sexy body. "Oh, sorry De!" I said closing my diary as quick as I could and putting it under my pillow. "Anyway, so uhh..." he walked into my room closing my door behind him. This is literally how any kinky fanfic starts. I bet Deceit is rlly fucking kinky. I mean, why wouldn't he be? He just gives off that vibe. He sat on my bed, infront of me. "I uhh... I wanted to give you this. I know it's not much, but I hope you like it..." He gave me a small-ish box that had a note attached to the top, and it was a link to a YouTube playlist. "What's that?" "O-Oh it's just a little something I found that you're gonna love..."
