**TW// Lord's name in vain, Swearing, Remus being the Trash Gremlin he is, Sexual fantasies
**I'm dead inside and I justgot done reading some angst so like, gotta cheer myself up by writing this, got no clue if this is gonna be good or not :^)
I sat awake staring at the ceiling, caressing my mace as if it was somebody else. God, I'm fucking lonley. I mean yeah, I have Janus... but not the way I want. I wanna hold him, call him mine, kiss his beautiful scales, tell him how amazing he is... He's miles out of my league, but the least I can do is this. I'm completely obsessed I mean, I have an old shirt of his.. that I'm definitely not wearing right now. A singlr, silent tear rolled down my flushed cheek as I think about how he doesn't love me like I love him. I want to hold him so fucking close and tight and never let him go. He's my whole world. I sit up, wiping my face and putting my mace back next to my bed. I get myself changed into my usual attire, walking out of my room to bug Janus, one of my favourite activities.
As I entered the living room I had to think of something to get his attention.
"Jan, do you ever wonder how dick really tastes?" He looked up from his book "What do you mean 'really tastes'?"
"I mean what would it taste like if you actually ate dick? Yknow, mukbang style?" I walked over and sat in the empty space next to him on the sofa.
"Not until you mentioned it..."
He looked down at the floor thinking about it. That's something that makes him special - he never dismisses any of my ideas or calls me crazy! "Anyway, what do you want?" He but a bookmark on the page he was reading in his book and put it down on the table.
"I'm bored as fuck!" That was only half true, I really just wanted to see his sexy ass face again... sure, I saw it yesterday and yes I made my lock screen and home screen wallpapers selfies of Jan but I seriously enjoy his company. He's super fun to be around and hes actually helped me with a fuck ton of crimes... And the more I see him, the more I want him to stuff me to the brim with his cu--"So, what do you wanna do? I dont really have a plan for today."
I was took away from my thoughts by a bored Janus, and I blurted out with no thought at all
"LETS BURN DOWN AN ORPHANAGE!"
"Hmm... it's too early for that, Rem."
"Then.... WE BLOW A BANK UP AND STEAL ALL THE MONEY AND EAT ALL THE BODIES!!"
"You know what happened last time, and I'm not really in the mood..."
I was almost out of ideas until I saw his record collection and I got a brilliant idea.
"We could dance!"
"Dance?"
"Yeah! Maybe we could dance for the whole day!"
"Dancing sounds like a wonderful idea, which is a concern coming from you" he giggled with his deep, sexy laugh.... I get all giddy when he does that. Makes me shiver. He got up and set up the speakers and his phone. "My playlist or yours?"
"Mine."
He pressed shuffle and the first song to play was Rules by Doja Cat.We stood up and he held my hand. He held. My. Hand. My brain was completely scrambled... I wonder what that would taste like- He may be wearing gloves, but just knowing that it's his hand sends me to horny jail on a life sentence. He twirled me around a few times before holding me close and bringing me into a dip, our faces creeping closer until finally we-
"Remus? Remus!!"
I was took away from my daydream by Janus waving his hand Infront of my face.
"O-Oh, sorry."
"Oh good, you aren't dead!" Jan took a few steps back.
As the song started playing, Janus started to move his body to the rythm... So hypnotic~ "C'mon, 'Mus, I mean this was your idea!"
I turned so my back was facing him and started swaying my hips, hoping he would look at my ass
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FanfictionThis was supposed to be serious but it's probably gonna end up as a crack-fic, but it's pretty gay ngl. If u wanna request something I do anything besides the forbidden ship, although I'd probably never get round to it bc I am the king of procrastin...