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Let's come up with names: (these aren't real)

Friend 1: Sienna

Friend 2: Gummy Bear

Friend 3: BoYs

Friend 4: whoevenfuckingcares9

Us fighting last year:

Me: bUt ItS nOt you FuCkinG BUisNeSs sIENNa LeaVE tHEM

Sienna: bUT tHEyRe hURT

Us fighting this year:

*at lunch*

TiredAndReady4Death : I'm ugly

All of us: *turns to her*

Me: bitch did fucking not you always look better than me, YOU ALL LOOK BETTER THAN ME I LOOK LIKE A PLIE OF SHIT

whoevenfuckingcares9 : say that again and I will slap you!

Sienna: What do you mean??? Look at us, Chelsea you actually look like an 8th grader, the rest of us look like 6th graders

Me: whoevenfuckingcares9 IS TALLER THAN ALL OF US, WHAT?

BoYs: you're all so fucking pretty, I look like shit

Me: sHUT tHE FUCK UP YOU ARE ALL BETTER THAN ME

Sienna: KEKSURISJRISNF

Me: SIENNA GET OUT, YOU ARE PROPORTIONAL, TALENTED CAUSE YOU DO DANCE, YOU CAN SING, YOU ARE PRETTY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GROUP WHO DESO NOT HAVE DEPRESSION AND YOURE PRETTY....GET OUT, IN FACT ALL OF YOU GET OUT I DON'T DESERVE YOU

TiredAndReady4Death :NO YOU

Bonus:

Me: who has the best thighs here

Sienna: me

Everyone else: *points at me*

Me: oof

Me and Sienna: *comparing thighs*

Everyone: *slapping my thighs and watching it jiggle*

BoYs: it's muscle

See the difference?

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