Let's come up with names: (these aren't real)
Friend 1: Sienna
Friend 2: Gummy Bear
Friend 3: BoYs
Friend 4: whoevenfuckingcares9
Us fighting last year:
Me: bUt ItS nOt you FuCkinG BUisNeSs sIENNa LeaVE tHEM
Sienna: bUT tHEyRe hURT
Us fighting this year:
*at lunch*
TiredAndReady4Death : I'm ugly
All of us: *turns to her*
Me: bitch did fucking not you always look better than me, YOU ALL LOOK BETTER THAN ME I LOOK LIKE A PLIE OF SHIT
whoevenfuckingcares9 : say that again and I will slap you!
Sienna: What do you mean??? Look at us, Chelsea you actually look like an 8th grader, the rest of us look like 6th graders
Me: whoevenfuckingcares9 IS TALLER THAN ALL OF US, WHAT?
BoYs: you're all so fucking pretty, I look like shit
Me: sHUT tHE FUCK UP YOU ARE ALL BETTER THAN ME
Sienna: KEKSURISJRISNF
Me: SIENNA GET OUT, YOU ARE PROPORTIONAL, TALENTED CAUSE YOU DO DANCE, YOU CAN SING, YOU ARE PRETTY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GROUP WHO DESO NOT HAVE DEPRESSION AND YOURE PRETTY....GET OUT, IN FACT ALL OF YOU GET OUT I DON'T DESERVE YOU
TiredAndReady4Death :NO YOU
Bonus:
Me: who has the best thighs here
Sienna: me
Everyone else: *points at me*
Me: oof
Me and Sienna: *comparing thighs*
Everyone: *slapping my thighs and watching it jiggle*
BoYs: it's muscle
See the difference?
