Bloodline Stealer {Naruto X Male Self Insert}

The test

A/n: yay, the test

Warning: if you didn't know or notice the sign, this book is not for the faint of heart; there will be a lot of dark, themes, and jokes. Nothing to earn number one darkest book in the world but pretty dark and gruesome

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Shinku just sighed at the name, his eyes scanned Kakashi as he just stood there with his usual eye smile

"I expect the three of you to be at the rooftop, toodles" with a wave of his hand Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke as Naruko quickly ran out of the room

With Sasuke following her action Shinku just sighed as he calmly went to the rooftop, no haste in his movements were shown, his usual bored expression was on his face

After a couple of minutes he finally arrived at the rooftop to see a very flustered yet irritated Naruko waiting there with a glare on her face

Sasuke narrowed his eyes at Shinku as Kakashi just sat on the railing while reading a certain book that caused Shinku to silently shake his head

"You certainly took your time... not like it matters" Kakashi bored tone rang through them as he spoke before Naruko could, knowing something bad would happen

"Sorry, it's just well... I met a black cat and, ya know" Kakashi's one eye widened a bit as he gave an eye smile and with what Shinku thinks is a real smile under his mask

After all, Shinku has wore the mask since going to the academy so he knows quite a bit about facial expression while wearing one

"A black cat? What does that have to do with anything?!" Naruko shouted, her finger pointing at Shinku

"Everything" The voice of Kakashi and Shinku synced in one as they both glanced at each other and nodded in a way only brothers would

"Well, now that you're here, we can finally introduce ourselves, one by one" Kakashi said without missing a beat as his eyes scanned at the book in his hand

"What are we suppose to say?" Shinku sighed at this as he just shook his head at Naruko

"Things you like, things you hate, your dreams, your hobbies, things like that" Kakashi once again said as he flipped a page of us book and giggled pervertedly

"Well why don't you start so we know how this works?" Shinku raised an eyebrow as he realized it was Sasuke who said it

Kakashi just nodded

"My name is Kakashi Hatake, things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you. My dream... I haven't really thought about it, and I have many hobbies" Naruko looked shocked at how little was revealed other than his name, and as much as he could try to hide it, Shinku could tell so was Sasuke

"Well... now it's your turn, why don't you start, blondie" his finger pointed to obviously the only blonde person in the group, Naruko, who cheered

"Alright! My name's Naruko Uzumaki! I like training, ramen, and... someo- something else!" She chuckles nervously as Shinku starered intensely at the book in Kakashi's hands

"And what I hate the most is the three minutes I have to wait for the ramen to finish, and my dream is to become Hokage, believe it!" She yelled out as Shinku kept starring at the book much to Kakashi's amusement

"Alright, what about you, goth" he pointed at Sasuke, who's left eye twitched at the comment

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha... I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. And my dream is not a dream because I will make it a reality, I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone" There was a silence as Kakashi and Shinku thought one thing