Return (Invader Zim Fanfic)

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DISCLAIMER: I'm just writing this for fun during my breaks at work. I can't promise a good update schedule, quality or coherence, but I can promise what you're about to read is organic and genuinely from my heart (as cheesy as that is), I can also guarantee almost perfect grammar, and some big brain words!

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It was a normal day. At least as normal as a day can be for the great Irken Invader, Zim. He was busy plotting his next evil scheme to take over earth and kill all humans.

He tapped his tiny, booted foot rapidly on the metal floor with urgent impatience as he watched his malfunction of an evil robot assistant flounder around incompetently, trying to add taco meats to their latest plan, a small robot cow named Moogan.

"Look how pretty it is!" the robot exclaimed.

Finally, Zim had an opportunity to hold the finicky machine's attention. "Gir! Whyy did you fill Moogan with your eeeevil taco meeaats!?"

"B'cause Muuuuuugan needs more cow!" Gir happily explained. "I LIKE PIGGIES" He screeched before running upstairs to turn on the television.

Zim let out a breathy, exasperated growl, and moved to carefully clean Moogan. As he did so, he muttered angrily about Gir. Once he was finished, he happily proclaimed "BEHOOOOLD! It is Moooogan!"

Though there was no one to respond to his triumphant cries, Zim did not seem to notice. His imaginary audience cheered in his head, and he bowed to show them his distinctly inhumble gratitude.

Moogan lowed loudly, distracting Zim from his delusions and nearly causing him to topple forward. "What is your problem you ingeniously created metal heifer!?" Exclaimed Zim scoldingly.

"Moo"

"Moo?"

"Moo."

"Hmm," mused Zim, "I suppose I can't argue with 'Moo.'" He picked up the robot cow and placed her under his arm where she nestled herself comfortably. "Now!" Zim smiled maliciously to himself. "Let us release your amazing Moogan powers upon the annoying Dib human..."